Flying

I am such a pain in the neck whenever I have to fly.
When the stewards and stewardesses see me coming
I know they all just want to die.
"Get me this. Get me that. Did you get me this yet
or did you stupidly forget?"
I'll blatantly ignore all the rules and even light up a cigarette.
"You can't smoke here sir. It's against regulation. Put the cigarette out please."
I won't hesitate. I'll tell them right to their face,
"What are you going to do, Force me to leave?"
I'm just pulling your leg. I'm not really that way. 
I could never be so rude or crude.
When I fly I generally use that time to sleep,
but I do always sleep in the nude.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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April 3, 2010 at 12:23 AM
LOL- you are a goofball! great one.
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November 24, 2009 at 10:17 PM
I love this poem...it is very funny...Enjoyed...Marty
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November 24, 2009 at 3:46 PM
This made me laugh,,tnks for the laugh,,enjoyed it indeed,,sweet poem..Charma
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November 24, 2009 at 2:50 PM
SO you are out of your mind!!!!!! so funny! love Simone
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