Cooking Comes Naturally To Me

Cooking comes very naturally to me
   Why I can boil water and even pour tea
Ask me to toss salad and, whoosh--one, two, three
   Your basic veggies, topped with beer nuts and provolone cheeze*

Now heating up a hotdog is right up my alley
   or two-day-old leftovers; I don't dilly-dally
Sometimes, I confess, I might burn the toast
   but I've never ever forgotten to unfreeze the roast**

I know you're in awe of what I've told you so far
   Sweet Baby James Taylor's immortalized it on guitar***
So I'll leave you with this incredible, amazing feat:
   On our honeymoon, I prepared the very first meal in our Motel 6 suite
   ~Canned tuna, swimming in mayonnaise, on white bread -- What a treat! 
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Chef's tips:
      *The aged kind, that really smells
     **Well, ok, I did forget this one time...golly, gee
    ***Not really.  Ha, ha: Just pulling your leg


                     July 22, 2019
         Cornucopia Cooking Poetry Contest
            Sponsor: Chantelle Anne Cooke
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Romios Avatar
November 15, 2019 at 8:18 AM
I never saw this before. Congratulations...funny! PR
Wolf Avatar
November 15, 2019 at 3:39 PM
You got in your time machine to hunt this one down. Thanks, PR!
Delaney Avatar
August 5, 2019 at 8:17 AM
A good angle on this. Gave me a smile. Congratulations on your placement. SuZ
Wolf Avatar
August 5, 2019 at 9:33 AM
Thank you so much for the feedback on this one, SuZ. Much appreciated. ~ gw
Awtry Avatar
August 4, 2019 at 5:43 AM
oh what fun! thank you for the big grin I am now wearing. Congratulations! :)
Wolf Avatar
August 4, 2019 at 12:56 PM
Glad you enjoyed this one. Seems this canned tuna is a generational thing. You don't see gen x'ers or millennials living on tuna or peanut butter sandwiches anymore. I guess they have better taste these days. LOL. :) gw
Blodgett Avatar
August 3, 2019 at 3:30 PM
I truly like the candor!! Congrats on your win! Lonna
Wolf Avatar
August 3, 2019 at 9:53 PM
Thank you, Lonna! By the way, I know about tuna and vegetables in a can. But what is can-dor? Ha, ha. Just kidding. Appreciate your feedback. Best wishes, gw
Gauthier Avatar
August 3, 2019 at 1:29 PM
What a fun poem, Gershon. Congrats on your win. LOL
Wolf Avatar
August 3, 2019 at 9:52 PM
Thanks for noticing, Line. :) gw
Mcgee Avatar
August 3, 2019 at 11:52 AM
Ha, ha...I can just picture this. Congrats on your placement with this "bachelor" poem.
Wolf Avatar
August 3, 2019 at 9:50 PM
Yeah, had to go back in time to drudge this one up ~ Married forever (LOL)
Krutsinger Avatar
July 24, 2019 at 6:57 AM
Tuna and mayonnaise are not my favorites, but tuna and Miracle Whip are. I would be right over. Sweet write!
Wolf Avatar
July 24, 2019 at 9:41 AM
Miracle whip ran out of miracles for me. I liked it when I was younger. Now it's Hellman's Mayonnaise for me. Go figure.... :) gw
Romios Avatar
July 23, 2019 at 10:01 AM
This is jolly wonderful, Gershon. I had to laugh, however! We are TWIN COOKS. Making this a FAV. Panagiota Your Ex-Chicago compatriot.
Wolf Avatar
July 23, 2019 at 12:49 PM
Thank you so much, compatriot. I was hoping someone would enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed concocting it.... Don't worry though. If you're ever at my table, I'll make sure the affair is catered. LOL. Thanks again! Best wishes, gw
Cunningham Avatar
July 23, 2019 at 4:52 AM
What time is dinner, you've made me hungry. Good luck. Tom
Wolf Avatar
July 23, 2019 at 8:21 AM
Tom, dinnertime is right after we clean up from lunch. LOL. Thanks for your good wishes, ~ gw
Wolf Avatar
July 23, 2019 at 8:21 AM
Tom, dinnertime is right after we clean up from lunch. LOL. Thanks for your good wishes, ~ gw
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