Get Your Premium Membership

Private Parts Poems - Poems about Private Parts

US Sports Report
... When playing basketball being tall is best it's thought but that's not all wearing saggy baggy shorts on the court needs keen hand-eye coordination plus being fleet of foot and have n......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, baseball, basketball, football, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Private Parts
...For no apparent reason everyone was able to read each other's minds Soon after the streets were nearly empty The people hid themselves inside their homes within their homes they stowed away in be......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, fantasy,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Limericks Times Three
... I GET ALL FERSCHEMMELED Y'all think I'm this handsome young devil Got news for y'all haven't been on the level Got quite a large tummy Mother dresses me funny When girls touch my par......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, humor,
Form: Rhyme
WITNESS
...as witnessing how some rebels raping women in DRCongo daily. Seeing how some Congolese women screaming Here and There And no one to hear  them on this cruel planet Which is  feeling ......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, africa, imagery,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lgbtq - Community
...“I'm a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that mak......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, education,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Whitewashing the Fence
...I've constructed a picket fence around me to keep jackanapes out Through pickets they can see me, but I never allow them to touch private parts of me I keep concealed, and don't talk about so much ......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
Valentines Day Me Myself and Why
...Valentine’s Day here you come again, February 14th lord have mercy on me amen, You just have to rock up every year without fail, To remind me to celebrate the fact I’m still without a Male, And......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, boyfriend, i love you,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fig Leaf
...Fig Leaf “While the fig leaf traditionally covers naked shame The fig leaf also makes a healing tea of restoration” Quote by poet. Ducking beneath a quilt woven of the fig leaf To sip upon a......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, life, nature,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Floral Aspects of My Life
...Floral aspects of my life blooming in front of me like wallpaper memories of my pink room The smell of loose leaf hugging a red leather binder flourishes underneath the sunlit words o......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, analogy,
Form: Free verse
A Party of Words
...Never got Miss Under Stood Mister E Ous kept to himself Miss take shouldn't have dated her General ignorace straightened Private parts tie then saluted Private lives couldn't see Miss placed bu......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Between the Legs
...Between The Legs Hen Lay Eggs Morning Noon Evening Night Guru ghantal flying kite Char dafa hud hud Itwar peer mangal budh Pak pavitr shudh ambud. Note.We can't make an omelet from egg without......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, abortion, birth, fantasy, gender,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member A Loss of Dignity
...What do you feel If you’re six feet two And you sit on the porch While your wife mows the lawn? What are your thoughts When you can’t stand up Without having someone to help? How does it feel......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, age, feelings, sad,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Surviving Hell On Earth
...~ Surviving Hell on Earth ~ (The Nazi's Camps) They had seen Hell on Earth Lived through it, survived Tight-lipped through all the horror Never succumbing to bitterness or sorrow ......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, courage, future, hero, holocaust,
Form: Narrative
Bird Watching
...She looks through the lens, a Baltimore Oriole had just flared into orange sherbet, but now there was her wide-eyed grin filling every space left over. Once as a young man, I dated a sweet gi......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lady Godiva's Swimsuit
...Lady Godiva searched for a swimsuit Couldn't find one for reasonable loot Why should 'Lady' have to pay She could swim nude anyway Private parts covered ~ she was so hirsute ......

Continue reading...
Categories: private parts, clothes,
Form: Limerick

Related Poems


Book: Reflection on the Important Things