Short Private Parts Poems

Short Private Parts Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Private Parts by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Private Parts by length and keyword.


R R R Rip

Prayers are asked for the Reverend Hugh
Whose most private parts just grew and grew
When he saw Fannie
It seems that Grannie
Bit off a bit more than she could chew
Form: Limerick


Mary - Bawdy Limerick

I met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.

14th June for Roy’s Bawdy limericks II contest
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Robin's Banquet

The merry men and Robin Hood
Were drinking in the local wood
And roasting harts.*

The meat, they said, was very good;
They even ate, it’s understood,
The private parts.

* deer

For Isaiah’s Robin Hood contest
© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.

Between the Legs

Between The Legs
Hen Lay Eggs
Morning Noon Evening Night
Guru ghantal flying kite
Char dafa hud hud
Itwar peer mangal budh
Pak pavitr shudh ambud.
Note.We can't make an omelet from egg without breaking and shaking it.
Form: Couplet

Premium Member Giggly and Woozie

Blue skies up above, nothing but blue skies do I see My private parts do flip flops and yell out “whoop ta dee” Some peeps aren't affected Me, my mood is redirected To a place where everything gets giggly and woozy
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Lady Godiva's Swimsuit

Lady Godiva searched for a swimsuit
Couldn't find one for reasonable loot
   Why should 'Lady' have to pay
   She could swim nude anyway
Private parts covered ~ she was so hirsute



             September 01, 2020
          Limerick Fun Poetry Contest
      10 - 10 - 7 - 7 - 10 Syllables in Lines
            Syllables checked on PS
                 Syllable Counter 
             Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Dream On

Anatomy's a bugaboo
But dreaming is not a taboo!
There is something under
Your clothes--so no wonder
I've thought of things I like to do
    

Author's note: This is about private parts.  We usually keep these to ourself, but the ideas we have are there and cannot be purged from our bed. However, it's not great to brag or make rating lists public.  A lesson for the Donald and the Harvard mens' soccer team. What turkeys!!
Form: Limerick

My Private Parts

"The job of a poet is to tell the truth no matter what." 
Michael S. Harper 





I pay my dues to poetry with every breath I take. 
With every word that moves forward on the page, 
I shake loose the silence of ordinary days, 
free my soul, let passions rise and memory live. 
Time shadows the light outside , 
but life vibrates in its rhythm. When I'm full 
of its complicated energy, I retreat to the intimacy 
of the night and write. For me.

Chews To Keep You Away

Chews To Keep You Away
	
Each taste sends you
farther away from me,
that's where I want you to be.
 
Every calorie takes 
your hands to another face,

           far from my body, 
                           
                         my private parts.

                                               my space.
 
Piles of crumbs 
keep you from rubbing on me,
like you did on the bathroom tile 
when I was just a child.
 
Bring on the food!

WITNESS

as witnessing 
how some rebels raping 
women in DRCongo daily.
Seeing how some Congolese 
women screaming 
Here 
and 
There 
And no one to hear
 them on this cruel planet
Which is  feeling 
with millions of rapists. 
screaming ," pains...eh!
                   pains ....yoh!"
So sad , 
To find some big pieces 
of tree branches 
in some dead women's
private parts.

So sad
 to keep hearing
the bad 
Situation of women 
and children 
in east of DRCongo.

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