Pretzel Poems - Poems about Pretzel

Words: Use the following words in a poem. Pretzels, shout, threshold, pine, now, sulfur, ladybug, percolate, cap and lamp Let’s give a shout out to the one who eats hot salty soft pretzels. Who holds a pine scented lamp that sputters and flares in the darkest night. While they watch gooey black tar percolate from the bowls of the earth. A cautious ladybug creeps across the...

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Fluorescent lights hummed a monotone drone, In the background, the resonant chimes and dings of the cash register sing. A lone moth fluttered past my empty dome Light, purposeless, similar to myself. Glassy eyes wandered back, staring deep into the infinite assembly line I could not help but lose myself in. Neon nectars beckoned me like a sugary siren, I was a...

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Fold her like a pretzel Girl be going mental Nuttin in her mouth Now I’m messing up her dental Treat it like a rental Park it in the temple Riding with the homies And we dawging in the kennel Shawty sentimental Body instrumental Tryna tie me down But I’m moving continental Dancing like a stripper Shake it like a teaser Louding up the...

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Today is Pretzel Day – hooray! So when it’s time for snacks, Indulge in salty twists or sticks To help your mood relax. Or maybe try some pretzel rods Or ones with honey wheat Or peanut butter stuffed inside, A high caloric treat. You might opt for the soft-baked type With sprinkled salt or seeds. A squirt of mustard on the top’s All anybody needs. Though chips...

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Today is National Pretzel Day…the day to give our hats a tip to the long-suffering cousin of the more popular potato chip. I’m not sure how it happened…why or where or when but in a list of the most popular snacks...pretzels aren’t in the top 10? How can they lose out to Cheetos...sure they may be a little bit...

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The corner candy store displayed, On the counter next to where you paid, Tall pretzel rods, two cents a pop, In a glass container with a top. They were often added to a bill – Toss some pretzels in, please, if you will – Or were ordered by a kid who’d planned, His pennies clutched in a sweaty hand. But the best...

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Made with dough twisted in knots Pretzels have always been a part Of carnivals, shows, and fairs You can find them anywhere Hot and steamy they taste great And will never go to waste Coming in all kinds of flavors It is so easy to savor Each and every yummy bite Morning, noon or even night You can find them tasting good Combined with all different...

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~~~Who's the Pretzel ?~~~ Off to my first yoga class I went After much money on outfit spent. Twisted into pretzel form. These positions not the norm. I was designed for straight world, not bent. Looked around to watch rest of the class. Only view was of my own wide ass. All of my joints...

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Your bedtime prayers Coupled with the right Scriptures Yield "pretiolas" To tie the knot with... Thick, soft "bretzels" are folded Like arm over arm. Hard, brown pretzel twists Are more than little rewards- Sweet licks, salty bites......

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