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Who's the Pretzel

~~~Who's the Pretzel ?~~~ Off to my first yoga class I went After much money on outfit spent. Twisted into pretzel form. These positions not the norm. I was designed for straight world, not bent. Looked around to watch rest of the class. Only view was of my own wide ass. All of my joints were popping So I think I'll be stopping. Safer to just give yoga a pass. for Tahera Mannan's 'Yoga' contest

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Don Johnson

Date: 5/17/2011 6:08:00 PM

Fun as funny says got a smile from me today cheer up babe your bones don't rattle beautiful you are i say... I remain your faithful hound....Don woof woof

Diane Locksley

Date: 4/14/2011 1:01:00 PM

This is really funny Francine. I enjoy limericks and this one takes the cake. No yoga for me! Good luck in the contest, Diane

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/14/2011 10:26:00 AM

Hilarious, Francine!! (especially the "view" you saw) I took yoga classes, but I'm an acrobat/contortionist so none of the positions were hard for me. Thinking back, though, I do recall some sneers of contempt from classmates. Awesome entry for the contest and I hope to see your poem in the winners' circle. ("Weird Carolyn or "Pretzel Carolyn" are acceptable nicknames for me. LOL) Love, Carolyn

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 4/12/2011 4:51:00 AM

Cute and clever spin on yoga Francine.. it is part of my daily routine of exercise and those positions are challenging to say the least.. great form and good luck in the contest with this humorous piece luv..