Potus Poems

POTUS-pimp of the United States

The Oval Office looks gaudy 
And outshines the King of Saudi
Trump’s ugly deco
Gives off an echo 
Of a bordello that’s bawdy 

Dieu Et Mon Droit

"Oh King Charles Philip Arthur George,
how do I see thee?
Let me count the ways...
Tho' beauty is only skin deep,
and in the eye of the beholder,
or so we have been told,
yours is more, it goes to the bone,
a sore sight for eyes to behold,
now you have acceded to the throne.
As, like diarrhoea, it seems,
it runs in

TODAY'S POTUS' RED LAVA

TODAY’S POTUS’ RED LARVA  

Making The Nation
Great Again, he’s erupting
Our democracy:
Oppressive lava flowing
Hot power-mongering blood:-

HIS AND HISTORY'S TALES

HIS AND HISTORY'S TALES

There is his story,
and there's also history;
bloody lies, skewed truths:

TWO TIMES FIFTY DAYS

Wow! 100 days!
Thunderstorms of injustice;
Human rights are drowned:-
 

Hocus Potus

he lies
unwise

makes threats
folks fret

trade war
what for?

unfit
should quit

mind's dim
sack him

BULLY POTUS

I hold all the cards, so obey and bow low
And don't dismay pal Putin, he's not my foe
Your survival's at stake?
Yawn, give me a break!
And fork over your lunch money before you go!

POTUS 1-31-2025

Mercy?
Care? Compassion?
Empathy? Decency?
He just does not get it, does he?
So sad.

Potus Poetry

I bought Trumps book of poems, yes it's true
And I really think you should get one too
Because you just don't know
When tissue stocks get low
So, keep a copy of it in your loo... 

Trump sent kamala his poetry book
Said she'll have plenty time to take a look
Her wonky Kitchen table
Is now quite firm and stable
Kamala

POTUS from LOTUS

It nigh but happened in the US,
LOTUS almost bloomed unto POTUS.
If things turn as they do,
Ere Trump has any clue,
If he loses peace and focus.
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POTUS: President of the United States, LOTUS: (First) Lady of the United States
Happenings |02.08,2024| political, USA

To POTUS from 'Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs'

           Pull the wool over our eyes
             Exploit your bully pulpit

           Ha, ha! Even ‘Wooly Bully’
       

POTUS' Campaign Pitch

     to ‘stumble’ ... 

   improved repertoire ~

      adds ‘mumble’

POTUS

The POTUS speaks Koo-Ya-Gah, which translated means
most popular President ever!

George Washington Set Potus Precedent No Lie

George Washington Set Potus Precedent...no lie

trumped hill re: by a bill yon votes
and bridged tradition (Abe Lee) linkedin 
to present president; biden his time
trying to build back better
suspended crumbling infrastructure
hallmark of United States
transportation superhighways
tied railed planks
successfully spanned across country.

This revolutionary fella preceded by
Adams family patriarch giving rise
twin heir (plain lee gifted "Renaissance
Man") Jeff force'n without

Potus Has Covid

POTUS has COVID
what shall we do
people are going crazy
it's an all out zoo

He said he'll isolate
at the white house
Is everyone safe around him
even a mouse?

He's taking Paxlovid,
vaccinated and boosted twice
His symptoms are mild
and virus-less is his wife

He's tired, has a runny nose
and a dry cough
He had a press conference
where he shunned it off

Let's pray that

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