Gershon Wolf Poet Rhyme

That Lipstick on POTUS' Collar

      The weatherman gets it right
         50% of the time 
            for yesterday
       And they say he's in his prime ... 

      The outlook for the short term
          is partly sunny, partly cloudy
       It depends on whether the President’s navel
          is an ‘innie’ or an ‘outie’

       Longer term, the skies are clearing
          the truth will be made known
       That lipstick on POTUS' collar? Heh-heh
           He attracts female drones

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sara Etgen-Baker December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM so clever and humorous....enjoyed the read

Karen Jones December 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM lol. Very clever!

Yann Rolland December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM wonderful poetry, metaphor works as ever thanks poet Gershon Wolf December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM Glad you enjoyed this one, Yann. Cheers, Gershon

Kim Rodrigues December 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM Oh my my my… Gershon Wolf December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM Oh, my, my, my, my .... Enough droning, Kim. lol. ~ gw

John Lawless December 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM Alas, I must confess.....I needed a laugh...and you delivered...without banging on the door. Gershon Wolf December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM I'm just stealthy-sneaky, John.

Darlene De Beaulieu December 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM Hello Gershon, I think he sorry he did not attracte women instead. Ha Ha ! /Darlene/ Gershon Wolf December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM Methinks you are correct there, Darlene. lol, Gershon

Line Gauthier December 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM Funny, Gershon ~ Gershon Wolf December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM Thanks, Line.

Jenish Somadas December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM Female drones.. President’s navel.. lol.. Gershon. Gershon Wolf December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM There'll be more to come, Jenish. Stay tuned... ~ Gershon