Short Potus Poems
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The Oval Office looks gaudy
And outshines the King of Saudi
Trump’s ugly deco
Gives off an echo
Of a bordello that’s bawdy
Trump loves polluters and looters
(Targets for NRA shooters)
Whilst we are distracted
Our POTUS enacted
Investigation of Hooters
Our POTUS has no love for peace
For profit is earned by caprice
No treaty will bind
Donald Trump's mind
Its locked on to greasing the fleece!
Donald Trump wants a standing salute
To the flag and for being so cute
But Kim Jong-Un
Showed him the Moon
And told Trump to go play his flute.
TODAY’S POTUS’ RED LARVA
Making The Nation
Great Again, he’s erupting
Our democracy:
Oppressive lava flowing
Hot power-mongering blood:-
Did you see our POTUS toddle?
Its called the, "Air Force One Waddle"
But a U. S. Marine
Claims our POTUS is clean
And the Army's top roll model.
Donald Trump is one of a kind
Because he is out of his mind
The void fills with gas
That blows out his ass
And leaves the blind leading the blind
Donald Trump set out on a quest
To prove he could tell lies the best
But Saint Peter won
When he said (in fun),
"Heaven has no room for a guest!"
Donald Trump can tell every lie
And leave us all wondering why
The facts are quite clear
But Trump has no fear
That Russia will vote him, "Bye bye!"
There once was a man called POTUS
Who said God sent him to save us
But most people knew
That this really wasn't true
And they said they preferred the Locust
The President's daughter, Ivanka,
Designed the steel bra Vielen danke
But Trump can not cope
With what he can't grope
So he slapped a tariff on Tonka!
There once was a person named Trump
who thought he was special and smart
he wanted a wall to please his defenders
but everyone knew he was just a pretender
Some call him a fascist
Others, a racist
Still others, a misogynist
He seems impervious
~ The ICE-man cometh
Wearing just mask, gloves and a Yankees cap
The POTUS went shopping, caused quite a flap
Bought himself a small gift
Ever practicing thrift ~
A teeny-weeny bikini, sans straps
I hold all the cards, so obey and bow low
And don't dismay pal Putin, he's not my foe
Your survival's at stake?
Yawn, give me a break!
And fork over your lunch money before you go!
I’m appalled at Trumpty the Potus
His Dettol cure just doesn’t float us
Best to keep his gob shut
(Think his brain is kaput)
He’s trying to kill off ‘dem’ voters
04/26/20
Donald Trump has one Golden Rule
A Winner must always be cruel
Today he's nice
Like rats or mice
Because, you know, its April Fool!
With his Cabinet of felons
Trump sought Stormy Daniel's melons
The Democrats jeered
But Republicans cheered
And promised not to be "tell-on"s
It nigh but happened in the US,
LOTUS almost bloomed unto POTUS.
If things turn as they do,
Ere Trump has any clue,
If he loses peace and focus.
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POTUS: President of the United States, LOTUS: (First) Lady of the United States
Happenings |02.08,2024| political, USA
Do you want to hear Hurrays
Tired of boos; want some Yeas
Drop impulsive texts and tweets
Give the nation a welcome treat
Every time that you get mad
Take my advice, comrade --
Think what Abe Lincoln would say
Think what Abe Lincoln would do
He re-united a divided nation
Give it a try; maybe you can too
I mpulsive
M endacious
P romiscuous
E xecrable
A rrogant
C allous
H ypocrite
P atently
O ffensive
T o
U njaded
S ensibilities
Pause to reflect:
Isn't the acrostic
above applicable
not just to Trump, but
to 'Slick Willy' Clinton---
and possibly one or
two other POTUS' too?
Pull the wool over our eyes
Exploit your bully pulpit
Ha, ha! Even ‘Wooly Bully’
is relatively young ~
It's not the culprit
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'Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs'
were a 'one-off' pop group of the
mid-1960's. Their hit was titled
'Wooly Bully,' some kind of dance.
POTUS has COVID
what shall we do
people are going crazy
it's an all out zoo
He said he'll isolate
at the white house
Is everyone safe around him
even a mouse?
He's taking Paxlovid,
vaccinated and boosted twice
His symptoms are mild
and virus-less is his wife
He's tired, has a runny nose
and a dry cough
He had a press conference
where he shunned it off
Let's pray that POTUS
gets well soon
Here's to good old Joe...
some virtual balloons!
The weatherman gets it right
50% of the time
for yesterday
And they say he's in his prime ...
The outlook for the short term
is partly sunny, partly cloudy
It depends on whether the President’s navel
is an ‘innie’ or an ‘outie’
Longer term, the skies are clearing
the truth will be made known
That lipstick on POTUS' collar? Heh-heh
He attracts female drones