Best Potus Poems

I bought Trumps book of poems, yes it's true
And I really think you should get one too
Because you just don't know
When tissue stocks get low
So, keep a copy of it in your loo... 

Trump sent kamala his poetry book
Said she'll have plenty time to take...

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his numbers are up

  the economy's churning

    bullies … tweets … insults...

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Mercy?
Care? Compassion?
Empathy? Decency?
He just does not get it, does he?
So sad....

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This revolutionary fella followed by 
Adams family patriarch,giving rise 
twin heir (plain lee gifted "Renaissance 
Man") Jeff force'n without hemming 

and hawing, subsequently conceding 
nexus (nor horse drawn Lexus) of Colonial 
power to Madison, thence Monroe 
buttoned up as suitable candidate after 
which younger Adams...

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POTUS ROAST
Upon this dais I do stand
To recognize a seasoned man
whose sins outweigh his business flings
his golf swing or his ling a ding
To blend in knowledge then to stir
an alloy blend with amateur
a  future forged in treachery
a staid positioned reverie
of thoughts to trudge ahead...

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bleached skulls
civilisation shattered
madman’s legacy

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22 October 2017...

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I am a six foot blonde from your township,
my high heeled naked long legs men worship,
my pretty face is fair as the lotus,
am contesting to be your next POTUS!

you are wondering If can do the Job,
half the past senate have been my heartthrob,
had the pleasure...

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I’m appalled at Trumpty the Potus
His Dettol cure just doesn’t float us
Best to keep his gob shut
(Think his brain is kaput)
He’s trying to kill off ‘dem’ voters

04/26/20...

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POTUS has COVID
what shall we do
people are going crazy
it's an all out zoo

He said he'll isolate
at the white house
Is everyone safe around him
even a mouse?

He's taking Paxlovid,
vaccinated and boosted twice
His symptoms are mild
and virus-less is his wife

He's tired, has a runny nose
and a dry cough
He...

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           Pull the wool over our eyes
             Exploit your bully pulpit

           Ha, ha!...

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Wearing just mask, gloves and a Yankees cap
The POTUS went shopping, caused quite a flap
   Bought himself a small gift
   Ever practicing thrift ~
A teeny-weeny bikini, sans straps...

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IQ45 aka POTUS
Pretends to be Guru of Lotus
But groping around
The ladies soon found
The Jester of rude Hocus Pocus...

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- on Donald Trump’s visit to the United Kingdom
(with apologies to William Blake)

And in the heat of summer time
Walking by England’s fountains seen
A man who thought he was a God
And King of England’s pastures green

We did not countenance his crime
Drew lines upon our crowded hills
And...

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The cypress trees at water’s edge hedge an entrance.
We circle senseless, aimless, wheezing from the stench. 
We are unprepared for this netherworld mischance,
this lifeless pool without birds where we entrench.

Drawn into the grotto leading to the abode of the dead,
we are alarmed to find the...

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Did you see our POTUS toddle?
Its called the, "Air Force One Waddle"
But a U. S. Marine
Claims our POTUS is clean
And the Army's top roll model....

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