Pig Poems

List of New Poems

PM	Poem Title	Poet	Form	Form	Categories
	FAKE Festering Marital Spite Only Backfired	matthew harris	Free verse	Free verse	pig, adventure, care, destiny, emotions,
	Let The Drums Beat	Christine Phillips	Free verse	Free verse	pig, america, betrayal, break up,
	HIS MASTER'S VOICE	Harry Biosah	Prose Poetry	Prose Poetry	pig, anti bullying, black african
	Nature Finds A Way	Steven McMorrow	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, storm, stress, suicide,
	A Forest A Cappella	Tom Wright	Lyric	Lyric	pig, animal, nature,
	Superpowers	Lee Steemson	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, anxiety, confidence, fear, hurt,
	Shout At The Wind	Fritz Purdum	Free verse	Free verse	pig, life, philosophy,
	The Mood's the Meal	Gershon Wolf	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, emotions, food,
	Suddenly Swans	John lawless	Free verse	Free verse	pig, growing up,
	Spoiler Forewarning Alert	matthew harris	Free verse	Free verse	pig, character, father, hilarious, humorous,
	Where is Piggy	Caren Krutsinger	Blank verse	Blank verse	pig, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
	THINGAMAJIG	Judy Reeves	Free verse	Free verse	pig, age, change, memory,
	only the thespian can do this one	Allan Terry	Ballade	Ballade	pig, celebration, desire, devotion, encouraging,
	A Mongoose Lives in my Upper Nostril	Caren Krutsinger	Light Verse	Light Verse	pig, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
	SWAP MEETS PEACE--	James Edward Lee Sr.	Quatrain	Quatrain	pig, analogy, confusion, inspiration, peace,
	A Gifted Pig Named Polly	Gregory R Barden	Light Verse	Light Verse	pig, animal, fantasy, flying, humorous,
	Flyswatter Soup	Caren Krutsinger	Free verse	Free verse	pig, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
	Green Attired Leprechaun	Connie Marcum Wong	Couplet	Couplet	pig, allegory, green, humorous,
	guinea pig test 2	Jeff Connelly	Haiku	Haiku	pig, muse,
	guinea pig test	Jeff Connelly	Haiku	Haiku	pig, muse,
	I Could Be an Animist	Caren Krutsinger	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, 10th grade, 11th grade,
	The Holy Law	Tahira Parveen	Free verse	Free verse	pig, bible, christian, first love,
	It Takes a Village to Raise an Idiot	Anthony Slausin	Free verse	Free verse	pig, abuse, god,
	flying objects	jan oskar hansen	Blank verse	Blank verse	pig, art, color, confidence, tribute,
	Past The Midnight Wasteland	Lawrence Sharp	Free verse	Free verse	pig, allegory,
	morphing images	jake aller	Free verse	Free verse	pig, dream, night,
	Should Be Poem of Day About Trump	James Horn	Limerick	Limerick	pig, allegory, analogy,
	suckling pig	jan oskar hansen	Blank verse	Blank verse	pig, angst, art, blue,
	Falling In Love with Wolfman	Caren Krutsinger	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, abuse, anti bullying, bullying,
	Spoon Size	Jack Ellison	Limerick	Limerick	pig, food,
	Devastation	Michael Craig	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, political,
	Skin Tag fiasco	Robbie McClellan	Narrative	Narrative	pig, crazy, funny, giggle, hilarious,
	A Patriotic Idiotic Pig Out	James Horn	Limerick	Limerick	pig, allegory, analogy,
	My Cliche Melody	Rebecca Ann	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, humorous,
	The Scent Of A Woman	Doug Hilton	Free verse	Free verse	pig, imagination, science fiction, time,
	Lucubrations Fuels Ebullience	matthew harris	Free verse	Free verse	pig, birth, celebration, devotion, encouraging,
	What I Think Will Come True This Year	Caren Krutsinger	Political Verse	Political Verse	pig, 10th grade, 11th grade,
	Murder on a Hilltop	Wanda Daugherty	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, bible, care, christian, god,
	Morphing Images from Hellish Nightmare	jake aller	Free verse	Free verse	pig, dark, dream, horror, night,
	Educated Nonsense	Wanda Daugherty	Prose Poetry	Prose Poetry	pig, angst, conflict, confusion, crazy,
	Poetry is a metaphor I	lee bates	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, analogy, cute, funny, humorous,
	MMXIX	Rico Leffanta	Limerick	Limerick	pig, new year, political,
	All Day Tomorrow	William Coyne	Limerick	Limerick	pig, humorous,
	Want Ad for a Funeral Companion	Anthony Slausin	Free verse	Free verse	pig, funeral, life,
	pig man	Anthony Slausin	Haiku	Haiku	pig, christmas, jesus,
	DEAR AUNTY NICKY	JENNIFER PROXENOS	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, funny, humor,
	The Winged Pig	Andrew Rymill	Free verse	Free verse	pig, art, creation, missing, write,
	Flying with a Pig	Andrew Rymill	Free verse	Free verse	pig, art, beauty, cheer up,
	Messianic Zeal Of This Good Humored Punster	matthew harris	Free verse	Free verse	pig, art, games, humorous, magic,
	George The Lonely Giant	Andrew Pollard	Rhyme	Rhyme	pig, adventure, children, fantasy, fire,

Pig Poem Example

AT THE FOOTBRIDGE - LIMERICK COLLABORATION

At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love life it was a massive blow

To the hospital fled poor Rodger
For an op to repair his todger
Now fixed, it's SO big
Rodger grunts like a pig
in **** films as Rodger the lodger

Inspired by but not for contest

BY JAN ALLISON

7~18~16

He promised Flo he never would leave her
And she would be his only receiver
But she caught him with Sue
And his chances were through
Gnawing off wood when he neared her beaver

 WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH

Sue castrated that cheating deceiver
With one whack of her meat cleaver 
she pulled a Lorena Bobbit 
turned Rodger into a Hobbit 
Sue's now known as an "overachiever"

WRITTEN BY MARTI SUTHERLAND

Across the table sits sweet Amee
Once A Roger, before he became a she
The master of infidelity
So many personalities
Before and after he became an amputee..


WRITTEN BY SKAT A

He was known as a terrible stoner
With a huge un-deflatable *****
It now sits in a jar
At the end of the bar
A reminder to all of its owner...

WRITTEN BY JOHN LAWLESS

It’s become a tourist attraction
As a symbol of female subtraction
Grannies sneak in for a peek
Everyday of the week
Dreaming of former of love action.

WRITTEN BY MARK WOODS


Oh how sad that pork missile should be 
unemployed but for all there to see 
if science, in a jiffy 
can rejuvenate stiffys 
then the first in the queue would be me! 

WRITTEN BY VIV WIGLEY

Flo wanted to give Sue a high five 
For slicing Rodger with all his jive 
A two timing fool 
Who broke every rule 
Now lil Rodger don't work in overdrive 

WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y

Rodger's story has been immortalized
For having his thingy circumcised
It's on display in a bar
Now hanging in a jar
While it's slowing becoming crystalized 


WRITTEN BY MARTI SUTHERLAND

As she ponders on what to eat 
Hopefully, it won’t be red meat 
For there on the log 
Is Rodger's hot dog 
So she gets excited and jumps off her feet. 

WRITTEN BY WINGED WARRIOR

There's a lesson I really must blurt
To all those blokes out chasing some 'skirt'
When you're on heat
Don't share your meat
'Cause your todger might really get hurt!


WRITTEN BY MARK WOODS

Poor forgotten noteworthy Sue    
Looking so gloomy she blew        
At the pickled todger
once belonging to Rodger
kissing good times its last adieu


WRITTEN BY EVE ROPER


As "Rodger" snaked out of the door
It went past a room on tenth floor.
A woman therein
Said "Come right on in."
she kept screaming, "More, I want more!


WRITTEN BY ANDREA DIETRICH

After Sue chopped his tally-whacker
Poor Rodger became quite the slacker
He tried to bring his pecker forth
Never again to be pointing north
Now when he pees he sits on the crapper.

He stopped at the house, the red-light was on
Knocked on the door, the girls were all gone
Stuck with his sawed-off *****
Tonight He's going to be a loner
Damn, why did the girls all have to be gone?


BOTH POEMS WRITTEN BY JAMES ANDERSEN


A group of limericks quite clever
Began with one simple sever
Of engorged *****
which is, (between us),
I think, a spicy endeavor 


WRITTEN BY H PENELOPE SWIFTLOCK

There was perfection in his pecker, 
as a **** star he was a wrecker, 
but to his wife he was unfair, 
so she severed what was down there, 
now his only job is director.


WRITTEN BY CASARAH NANCE

Poor Rodger thought he was being slick 
when he carved out a handcrafted prick 
he rubbed his new attire 
his precious toy caught fire 
Now he is left with an ashen stick

WRITTEN BY TEPPO GREN

An ashen stick means man minus prick.
Poor Rodger, now a eunuch, without a fix. 
He decided to become a transgender. 
Then off he went on a bender. 
Woke up married to a man from Bertrix



WRITTEN BY JEAN MURRAY

Rodger's  new   love  was a  prudish   fox
but   for   brains  she had a  head  of rocks
he splinted  up  his  willy
popsicle  sticks   look   silly
he  said  it was  new   and   still   in  the  box!


 WRITTEN BY SONNY ROPER (EVE'S HUBBY)

To be fair "At the Footbridge"

Now to be completely fair
And to stop every persons stare
Rodger was not actually circumcised
As he was a player, so don’t be surprised
This was from wear and tear and his willingness to share



WRITTEN BY MARK PAUL VAN DER MERWE

Now Rodger mostly stays home 
for lack of a viable bone. 
He reaches by habit 
down for his rabbit: 
he's got Phantom Willy Syndrome!

WRITTEN BY DALE GREGORY COZART

Rodger was a good friend of Eye
Had a real hankering for cherry pie
Tasted every chance he got
And it would hit the spot
Until his crazy wife made him cry



WRITTEN ON 14TH JUNE BY EYE TRUTH TELLER

Roger pretends that he's a sexy stud
But when the ladies find out he's a dud
they all laugh in his face
anatomically a disgrace
His manhood is referred to  as "The Bud"

WRITTEN ON 15TH JUNE BY LIN LANE


Rodger thought his op was a success
When he found he had more and not less
But the surgeon's blind stunt
Sewed it on back to front
Well, he certainly lacks some finesse!

WRITTEN ON 15TH JUNE BY RAY GRIDLEY

As he crossed the footbridge, Georgie saw a duck
Quite unique and raucous, it could quack AND cluck!
(And did so incessantly)
"Hey! Hey! It's all about me!"
It loudly proclaimed, with much aplomb and pluck

WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS

I also wrote another poem but this one did not turn into a collaboration -
if you read it you will see that it is quite different to my usual style

https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/at_the_footbridge__2_822879

Poem Copyright © JAN ALLISON