Pig Poems - Poems about Pig

...APACHE His name was Apache His eyes were so bright He was completely full of joy Hopping, jumping, dancing Taking naps on top of me Happiness, love, to fill the universe Playing with home-ma......Read More

...The most important meal of the day Is a healthy breakfast, If nutritionists are to be trusted. But "healthy" depends on one's point of view, So that bubble's about to be busted. How do chickens ......Read More

...Slender was a svelte sexy, sensuous, sassy, scintillating cow. Two bulls living in her new pasture both yelled out “Wow!” She did not give them the time of day, she had a royalty air. She only ate......Read More

... "The mystic of rose-colored glasses has three strikes against her, in also being a murderous bigot." ......Read More

...He sucked the thin tube inward pulling the smoke into his lungs until the tip glowed fiercely. Hot lemon tea, lean body, coiled on an abdominal spring. He spoke: “A Gestapo Officer was sear......Read More

...Split pickle, sliced pickle, crisp pickle, knife All in the jar planning the night of their life Paul pokes a pinky in, eyeing his snack, But this time the gherkins decide to fight back They ......Read More

... In case you didn’t know, nutritionists pride themselves on being health specialists by helping people manage their food intake with supplemental knowledge on how to make the best use of cer......Read More

...A common confrontation between Man and animals From the wild, are pigs roaming farm lands Destroying the crops Of pöor farmers, it’s indeed a Problem in Indian states With forest borders, acu......Read More

...Party Line Piggy listened to his neighbors all day. He was quiet, so he could listen, but he had nothing to say. Get off the line! The hens would cluck. Hang up. Go away! But this is how Party Lin......Read More

... the greatest lumberjack Rufus the Lumberjack the greatest hunter Jo Lion Guinea Pig THE BIGGEST FISHERMAN Mr of the hooks THE GREATEST VOCAL......Read More

... To his psychiatrist a pig complained: I’m struggling with a matter I need explained: Why are our yearly losses rarely by natural causes? Nonsense, said the shrink, give it some reconside......Read More

... Upon learning that pork rhymes with pitchfork ~ Clem's pig did a frantic jig Critic's Corner: Oy-ink!......Read More

...MA headline in the red tops, Tabloid front pages as well, A story the media vied To be the first to tell. A Revolution in medicine, Really something very big, The first time a human Received t......Read More

... Whether on dog or pig the nose has great capacity for sniffing out a truffle. But no nose can rival a human’s capacity to dig up a dirty trifle.......Read More

...Paper Airplanes I made paper airplanes decades ago One super creation I named Zoomo Once my Zoomo and I took off in flight Lift off was on the first stroke of mid......Read More