Persnickety Pig

Persnickety pig, persnickety pig Would you like to smoke a favorite cig? Cancer chances are amazingly big He is being tempted by his cousin Quig How about alcohol? Please take a swig. Come here, persnickety pig, don’t be a prig. Person who added this was his cousin Zig For this cousin PP did not give a fig. Zig thought this was funny, he danced a jig Loud snapping noises, he had stepped on a twig Persnickety pig, persnickety pig Where is your mud? I have a need to dig.