Piddled Poems - Poems about Piddled

...I’ve doodled and dawdled in Delaware, Piddled in Pennsylvania without care, I’ve been to New York and Alabama, Michigan, Missouri and Montana. I’ve travelled in every state, my friend. And I c......Read the rest...

...They called the Willow Bunch they lurked around the Ruschello Mio looking to find jobs. They had skills to impress and they wished to work. They sawed wood for the canteen, They were butchers ......Read the rest...

...SWEET SUNDAY MAYHEM Curtains remain closed; for some, family kitchens are busy But, if Dad is making the lunch be prepared for it to be iffy The gravy is always the lumpy; with the vegetables ......Read the rest...

...My neighbour Cath visited me cat followed, but Cath did not see puss piddled then shat on my Persian mat it was a true catastrophe! FICTION POEM 03/14/21......Read the rest...

...At the pool hall, the bathroom was closed. Pipes were punctured, the plumber supposed; But some pro had to go, Thinking no one would know If his flow didn’t have him exposed. So he piddled but......Read the rest...

...He was a foul mouthed fellow from Falmouth Who spouted and spewed some sewage - like slime 'Til he met a maiden who made a new man And taught this rodent ridden rummy to rhyme He piddled and pu......Read the rest...

...Deep within the forest span Where trees block out the sun, Where loggers chop the days away And work is never done; Where monster moose patrol the pines, And hawks soar through the sky, Y......Read the rest...

...Fido I took Fido out for a walk I knew that the neighbours would talk His ears stood up proud His breathing was loud And his teeth were like big lumps of chalk I bought Fido only last week ......Read the rest...

...She was an abstract woman in a clinical world theoretically reasoning her notions were perfectly discerning midst-chaotic sensibilities, whilst her inane whimsicality kept semblances of......Read the rest...

...Mucky Eye cure The dèeds and misdeeds of ole man wise, Piddled in a bottle not to catch flies, With just a splash of Ainaseed, To kill the smell of piss indeed, Sandy Blight surprise.......Read the rest...

...Gus sipped a few brews and went on a spree, And in public piddled on a prized tree. When the cops nabbed him that day, Poet Gus had this to say: "Where'er yo......Read the rest...

...Now here's a tale that needs to be told Of three little pigs so very different Their names were Ernest, Roger and Winky These names by their parents were given Now I could say these pigs were n......Read the rest...

...NORMAN Norman was a character a funny man its true, He was a country copper, till the force said bugger off blue, He was there in Mungindi when two Squatters piddled on plants, Grabbed ont......Read the rest...

...Daybreak 1 Frank Halliwell The glow is in the Eastern sky The night is almost done, Excitement at the garage door The new day has begun. The dogs are prancing at the door, A......Read the rest...

...< cakes and sausages on hot griddle uncle Leroy's dam dog just piddled slipped ~ slide......Read the rest...