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Best Piddled Poems

Below are the all-time best Piddled poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of piddled poems written by PoetrySoup members


Categories: piddled, adventure, animals, caregiving, dedication,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Poetic Gus
Gus sipped a few brews and went on a spree,

   And in public piddled on a prized tree.

     ...

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Categories: piddled, humorous, poets,
Form: Limerick
Abstractly Phenomenal Butterfly Thesis
She was an abstract woman in a clinical world
theoretically reasoning her notions were perfectly
discerning midst-chaotic sensibilities,
whilst her inane whimsicality kept semblances of
insanity eye-leveled twixt reconfigurable...

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© Paloma P   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: piddled, allegory, butterfly, confusion, environment,
Form: Alliteration
The Three Little Pigs - a New Story
Now here's a tale that needs to be told
Of three little pigs so very different
Their names were Ernest, Roger and Winky
These names by their parents...

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Categories: piddled, fantasy, humor,
Form: Free verse
Norman
NORMAN
Norman was a character a funny man its true,
He was a country copper, till the force said bugger off blue,
He was there in Mungindi when...

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Categories: piddled, adventure,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member It Was a Catastrophy - Poop Poem Warning
My neighbour Cath visited me
cat followed, but Cath did not see
puss piddled then shat
on my Persian mat
it was a true catastrophe!

FICTION POEM

03/14/21...

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Categories: piddled, cat, home,
Form: Limerick
The Dungarvon Whooper
Deep within the forest span 
Where trees block out the sun, 
Where loggers chop the days away 
And work is never done; 
Where monster moose...

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© Kim Mcadam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: piddled, betrayal, snow, sound, violence,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fido
Fido

I took Fido out for a walk
I knew that the neighbours would talk
His ears stood up proud
His breathing was loud
And his teeth were like big...

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Categories: piddled, animal, dog, humorous, pets,
Form: Rhyme
At the Pool Hall
At the pool hall, the bathroom was closed.
Pipes were punctured, the plumber supposed;
But some pro had to go,
Thinking no one would know
If his flow didn’t...

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Categories: piddled, humor, word play,
Form: Limerick
Daybreak 1
Daybreak 1
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Categories: piddled, world,
Form: Rhyme
Mucki Eye Cure
Mucky Eye cure
The dèeds and misdeeds of ole man wise,
Piddled in a bottle not to catch flies,
With just a splash of Ainaseed,
To kill the smell...

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Categories: piddled, adventure,
Form: Rhyme
Clever Little Doggie
Clever little doggie, with your head hung low.
You knew you were bad, you knew it, though.

You barked your orders many times near the door,
But, I...

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Categories: piddled, animals, funny, pets
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Sweet Sunday Mayhem
SWEET SUNDAY MAYHEM

Curtains remain closed; for some, family kitchens are busy
But, if Dad is making the lunch be prepared for it to be iffy

The gravy...

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Categories: piddled, children, dad, family, grandparents,
Form: Couplet
A Three Note Motif
They called the Willow Bunch
they lurked around the
Ruschello Mio looking to
find jobs. They had skills
to impress and they wished to
work. They sawed wood for the
canteen,...

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Categories: piddled, music,
Form: Ballade
Foul Mouthed Fellow
He was a foul mouthed fellow from Falmouth
Who spouted and spewed some sewage - like slime
'Til he met a maiden who made a new man
And...

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Categories: piddled, poetry,
Form: Rhyme

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