Short Piddled Poems

My neighbour Cath visited me
cat followed, but Cath did not see
puss piddled then shat
on my Persian mat
it was a true catastrophe!

FICTION POEM

03/14/21...

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Gus sipped a few brews and went on a spree,

   And in public piddled on a prized tree.

      When the cops nabbed him that day,

         Poet Gus had this to say:

            "Where'er you be, let your water flow free!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved...

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I’ve doodled and dawdled in Delaware,
Piddled in Pennsylvania without care,
I’ve been to New York and Alabama,
Michigan, Missouri and Montana. 
I’ve travelled in every state, my friend. 
And I can tell you that, in the end,
If you lose your mind - see how it can be - 
The very best one is insanity....

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At the pool hall, the bathroom was closed.
Pipes were punctured, the plumber supposed;
But some pro had to go,
Thinking no one would know
If his flow didn’t have him exposed.

So he piddled but there were some clues,
For some drops hit competitors’ shoes.
Soon a sign on the wall
Was a warning to all – 
Players, please mind your pees and your cues!


Written February 28, 2021 for the Two Limericks Contest
of Tania Kitchin. Syllable count self-checked....

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