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It Was a Catastrophy - Poop Poem Warning

My neighbour Cath visited me
cat followed, but Cath did not see
puss piddled then shat
on my Persian mat
it was a true catastrophe!

FICTION POEM

03/14/21

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2021

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Jennifer Proxenos Date: 3/28/2021 6:14:00 AM Did Cath offer to clean it up, or did you end up cleaning it Jan? I have been somwhart scarce on soup as hubby had a major operation - he had a benign tumor on his pituatary gland, which was pressing on his optic nerves and was told by the end of this year he would go blind - we had no option - went in all alone, but my son and I picked him up 5 days later. Also I was very emotional during this period and didn't answer or read poems or write poems. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply

Mark Koplin Date: 3/19/2021 3:39:00 PM Shat on a Mat, that could be a new title. Great fun Jan! Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 3/17/2021 3:54:00 PM Now how could a cute little cat like that do so much damage?! (I guess they say the same thing about toddlers, don't they?) ~ Cat-Harsis Login to Reply

Michelle Faulkner Date: 3/16/2021 7:05:00 PM My hubby calls our cat 'Catastrophe' like it's her name - no wonder she doesn't like him! Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 3/15/2021 9:26:00 PM Lol! Jan, This is too funny. Cute picture as well. I enjoyed the read. Have a great evening:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/16/2021 2:17:00 PM thanks Alexis:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 3/15/2021 1:54:00 PM LOL, hilarious - no one does limericks like you x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:35:00 PM aww thanks so much Jack I just like having a bit of fun:-) hugs jan xx

Heidi Sands Date: 3/15/2021 1:35:00 PM You can write these Limerick well Jan. Great one :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:34:00 PM Thanks so much Heidi I just love writing this form:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/15/2021 12:45:00 PM - Persian mat is made of wool ... it already smells like sheep :))) - Love it, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:33:00 PM eww lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 3/15/2021 12:29:00 PM Clever! America's Funniest Videos regularly show videos of pets destroying property which is why my grandfather's rule still applies: the only animals permitted inside the house are those on the menu! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:33:00 PM ha ha ha love it Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile Date: 3/15/2021 9:04:00 AM Love the play on words Jan. Another little gem! Happy Monday xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:32:00 PM Thanks so much Mike I just try and make folk smile:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Ball Date: 3/15/2021 6:19:00 AM Oh No. Guess he didn't care for Persians. I love cats, all cats. They can be so cute. Good write. Loved it. God Bless, JB Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:32:00 PM Thanks so much Judy:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 3/15/2021 1:22:00 AM You'll have a job to clean up. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:31:00 PM Thanks so much Victor:-) hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort Date: 3/14/2021 5:57:00 PM Jan, you have me laughing hysterically. Sorry I have been away for a while--working to make Uncle Sam more responsive to the stakeholders. Anyhow, it's great to be able to laugh. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:31:00 PM Thanks so much Duke its great to see you back xx:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 3/14/2021 5:26:00 PM Hello Jan … at least the cat felt relieved - thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:30:00 PM Thanks so much Lindsay I did start a 2nd voice but it got a bit messy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/14/2021 4:36:00 PM CATASTIC!! That's cat for fantastic. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:30:00 PM Thanks so much Andrea, that's praise indeed:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh Date: 3/14/2021 3:42:00 PM Thou shalt not shat the mat, love the world play here Jan, in your inimitable poopy style, cheers David Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:29:00 PM lol Thanks so much David, I know not everyone likes my poop but i just try and make folk smile xx:-) hugs jan xx

D.W. Rodgers Date: 3/14/2021 3:38:00 PM This is why I'm a dog person. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:28:00 PM Thanks so much DW:-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins Date: 3/14/2021 3:35:00 PM That kitten didn't appreciate your hospitality! I love cats, but I think I'd bar the door on that one. Fun limerick, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:28:00 PM Thanks so much Milton its pure fiction ... and i am allergic to animal fur:-) hugs jan xx

Robert Pettit Date: 3/14/2021 3:25:00 PM Bad kitty did something that wasn't pretty. Nice read. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2021 2:28:00 PM Thanks so much Robert:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 3/14/2021 2:21:00 PM Think puss used up all nine lives in one go lol. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2021 2:31:00 PM ha ha ha it certainly would if it crept in my house lol:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 3/14/2021 2:04:00 PM A Cat-astrophe! Cute limerick, Jan. Cats wouldn't know a Persian rug from a rag. Enjoyed, hon! Hugs, carolyn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2021 2:07:00 PM so true Carolyn it was based on a tale a friend told me, thankfully is fiction for me, would be awful it it did mess on an expensive story:-) hugs jan xx