Phineas Poems - Poems about Phineas

...It’s Howdy Doody Time! It’s Howdy Doody Time! If you know this rhyme so nifty, Your childhood was probably in a fifty. Remember the advertisers promoting color TV? This was when we all had bla......

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...Pinchus'* weapon was his dagger his dagger of peace He stopped a plague in its tracks with his dagger of peace The plague had killed 24,000 who'd stooped to depravi......

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...Phineas the Frog crossed the bog dancing upon a log Eyed a seagull thought 'twas illegal So he lunched on a water beetle Fell asleep, next to a lizard Phineas sure was no wizard ~ All tha......

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...This is the story of Phineas Gage, A man who died at quite a young age, But his death is not what he’s famous for, His fame comes from what went years before. Working the railroad, he was ......

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...There once was a man named Phineas O'Toole His countrymen always thought him a fool He doesn't really mind For, he knows thier not too kind They were probably born that cruel......

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...Phineas' revenge for the Lord thrusting his miniature sword in Zimri, Israelite prince... Modern sensibilities wince but for Jews, it just wasn't right to romance the Midianites......

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...Lecherous Luther was wont to grope He ceased to function at the end of a rope! Here lies Cletus as stiff as a board He slipped on the ice and busted his gourd! Here rests our dear Ruby who fa......

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...Sent away from the chattering clan without having partaken, or having partaken, but not for very long, now sitting, sulking, licking my wounds, or dreaming , shamelessly or shamefully longing fo......

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..."Puppets like me, we never age, Nor do I think I'm some sort of sage. However, I've noticed troubles over the years, I'd like to talk about them and some of my peers. Since I'm over 70 years ......

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...Chumley, Chumley, where've you been it's been a while since you were seen last time was with ol' Tennessee when kids we'd watch you on TV with Phineas and Yakkety Yak I never thought that you'd......

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...No respect-- 'I get no respect', said the fool. We remember the king for who he was...what he did... I recall the stories of the clown more with fondness-- That he is made the object of gaity; he is ......

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...An Epic Woman Woman tell me your thoughts Shall I be the fool and you the teacher? Am I your Adonis, or do you see a toad. Chivalry demands that I am your knight without reward, For my kin is that......

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...On islands beautiful in the azure blue, boundless live outgoing kings (with no kingdom here). Oh, my poor Phineas ! Madman! Why did you let out the secret of the gods? Are you passing now you......

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