Chumley, Chumley
Chumley, Chumley, where've you been
it's been a while since you were seen
last time was with ol' Tennessee
when kids we'd watch you on TV
with Phineas and Yakkety Yak
I never thought that you'd come back
but there you are on CNN
just as dumb as way back when
you were a big ol' dumb ass Walrus
but now, you're just a horses ass
you should really be back in the zoo
come to think though, that's too good for you
maybe you should just shut yo' mouth
'fore folks get wise down in the south
and let ol' Stanley skin your hide
and cook us some Chumley.... chicken fried
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