Perv Poems - Poems about Perv

..."A straight! Two-three, five-six and eight," but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight; you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump." Bright chortles burbled round the stump till Jingles raised, "Two straws......Read the rest...

...I had to come round, word on the street tells me you were caught in bed with big Brenda. Well, let me just put that rumour to bed right now. I wasn’t in bed with her, she was showing me somethi......Read the rest...

...When xerography yesterday's youthful gynecoiD I'll wear my *multipurpose Mexican sunny sombrerO* *Somehow, someway* I'll do suitable improV And not be one who is cooperativE *Sweet s......Read the rest...

...Once lived a Montgomery La Verve He met his end on a winding curve He was driving too fast, With his hand in his lap The rumor was that he was a perv. Written March 1......Read the rest...

...I was at a friend's pool after school. She loaned me this impossibly tiny bathing suit I looked at it skeptically but I didn’t ask whose it was. It smelled faintly of chlorine. we were supposed t......Read the rest...

...A pervert hung silk stockings by the tree With a note saying put a girl in for me He rushed down Christmas morn After watching some p.o.r.n. And found both the silk stockings were empty. H......Read the rest...

...A duck got himself a young lady They went to a cheap hotel He booked a room - a little shady Where he’d get to know her well She was hot but on reflection He thought that he should use protect......Read the rest...

...(tales from the viral lock-down) Brice (my brother) is cutting through what smells like a stack of cinnamon french toast. My stomach growls at the aroma like a hunting cat. I ......Read the rest...

...I’m always poorly be dead before forty As the doctors surely diagnose before curing and that is hard work as they forever search me naked like a perv as their fingers insert in their ......Read the rest...

...she's worried she'll never go back to work and watches me like a perv when the karma comes back she'll hurt deliver what she deserves it eats away at her mind already derelict without worth ......Read the rest...

...We have often been taught. That when you pass you go to your happy place. In heaven. If this is true. have you ever thought what would that be. I often don't. I think my happy place......Read the rest...

...FRED THE PERV. Kinky Fred stole knickers off the line One summer night his haul totalled nine His spree ended in tears Got an extra ten years When Judge Sue said that red pair were mine......Read the rest...

...Don’t You Want More? I Do! Do you think you deserve a bit more than you get As you wait for a call from your good friends, and yet You don't pick up the phone, give a 'ho......Read the rest...

...Dorothy and Toto went skipping the Yellow Brick Road(she was tripping). She had just smoked a joint-- getting high was the point-- and now she was bent on some stripping. She thought that old ......Read the rest...

...If you can't keep your head when all about you are losing theirs then I don't blame you. If you can't trust yourself because others doubt you, then allow yourself to trust the lack of trust as they......Read the rest...