Perv Poems - Poems about Perv

With Intention of Death

...(This is different from the poems I write. It has a lot of blood and may be sensitive.)

Peaceful wind, scented blow; the crisp air, while fragrant, smelling of one of nutmeg. The cool breez...

Bird watching

...Do you think of other women when we make love

No, no, and definitely no

I do

Well, I’m pleased for him and you, and really pleased if it’s her and you.

Strange how you mentioned Mary in y...

When Sheep Play Poker

..."A straight!  Two-three, five-six and eight,"
but Mildred bleated, "Ain't no straight;
you, Alice-ewe, are one dumb rump."
Bright chortles burbled round the stump
till Jingles raised, "Two straws...

Brenda

...I had to come round, word on the street tells me you were caught in

bed with big Brenda.

Well, let me just put that rumour to bed right now. I wasn’t in bed with her, she was showing me somethi...

Dove Love

...When xerography yesterday's youthful gynecoiD
I'll wear my *multipurpose Mexican sunny sombrerO*
*Somehow, someway* I'll do suitable improV
And not be one who is cooperativE

*Sweet s...

Montgomery La Verve

...Once lived a Montgomery La Verve
He met his end on a winding curve
He was driving too fast,
With his hand in his lap
The rumor was that he was a perv.

Written March 1...

Behind Sunglasses

...I was at a friend's pool after school.
She loaned me this impossibly tiny bathing suit
I looked at it skeptically but I didn’t ask whose it was.
It smelled faintly of chlorine.
we were supposed t...

Fred the Perv

...A pervert hung silk stockings by the tree
With a note saying put a girl in for me
He rushed down Christmas morn
After watching some p.o.r.n.
And found both the silk stockings were empty.

H...

Rubber Duck - Bawdy

...A duck got himself a young lady
They went to a cheap hotel
He booked a room - a little shady
Where he’d get to know her well

She was hot but on reflection
He thought that he should use protect...

Oh Brother

...(tales from the viral lock-down)

Brice (my brother) is cutting through what smells like a stack of cinnamon french toast.
My stomach growls at the aroma like a hunting cat. 
I ...

Search Me Naked

...I’m always poorly 
be dead before forty 
As the doctors surely 
diagnose before curing 

and that is hard work
as they forever search
me naked like a perv
as their fingers insert

in their ...

Karma Serve What She Deserves Part 2

...she's worried she'll never go back to work
and watches me like a perv
when the karma comes back she'll hurt
deliver what she deserves 

it eats away at her mind 
already derelict without worth
...

Often Taught

...We have often been taught.

That when you pass you go to your happy place. 
In heaven.

If this is true. 

have you ever thought what would that be.

I often don't.

I think my happy place...

A Bit of Humour To Kick Start the Week

...FRED THE PERV.

Kinky Fred stole knickers off the line
One summer night his haul totalled nine
His spree ended in tears
Got an extra ten years
When Judge Sue said that red pair were mine...

Don'T You Want More - I Do

...Don’t You Want More? I Do!

Do you think you deserve a bit more than you get
As you wait for a call from your good friends, and yet
You don't pick up the phone, give a 'ho...

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