Rubber Duck - Bawdy
A duck got himself a young lady
They went to a cheap hotel
He booked a room - a little shady
Where he’d get to know her well
She was hot but on reflection
He thought that he should use protection
Rang room service, (that was drastic)
Ordered up a prophylactic
A voice said we’re here to be serving
I’ll send a condom with Mervin
Shortly the door went rat-a-tat-tat
And Mervin was there with ‘Merve’ on his hat
Merve said your condom Sir, was it just one
I’ve brought you the ribbed type to add to your fun
I’ll just pop it onto your bill said Merve
The duck said Do you think I’m some kind of perv
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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