Best Perv Poems

A pervert hung silk stockings by the tree
With a note saying put a girl in for me
He rushed down Christmas morn
After watching some p.o.r.n.
And found both the silk stockings were empty.

He was cursing and so went back to bed
Spied a note from Santa Claus and...

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God.
How I love writing
It teeters on frightening
Drawn in by the lightening
By one all encompassing word
Wrapped in verve
A wordsmiths perv...

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