Penny Wise Poems - Poems about Penny Wise

...A woman who’s worldly-wise In men’s rooms lies belly-wise: Watching her you choke breath-wise, A bed six meters length-wise! You fail to look you’re not wise: “Please, go and meet the street-w......Read the rest...

...Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing select food samples if offered an opportunity of attending a fancy feast viz smörgåsbord, whe......Read the rest...

...Left the bar at a sprint Where city of the raccoon fell Paused in mist of silenced hill as siren screamed Halloweened in Haddonfield Ran the razor shadowed gauntlet of elm street Scanned the ......Read the rest...

...Penuriousness long did acquaint yours truly, who feels loath to lodge complaint regarding series of unfortunate events (Lemony Snicket be damned) imposed monetary constraint, now aghast with ......Read the rest...

..."Chapter of my Heart" "I got wounds in my heart "×2 It's a long road , ooh it is but I will get there, perseverance...don't deteriorate, keep it moving man! Investing in love is more wealthy t......Read the rest...

... The seductive voice emanating from the Cyclops eye, whispers: Don’t believe what you see! Only trust what I say, when you zombie sleep turn off the TV Have no bewitching faith in y......Read the rest...

... A shiny penny fell to the ground, and the face of Caesar started spinning ear candy propaganda around Sparkling tales of a former, dark ale kingdom Oar barrel sales that spread ......Read the rest...

... “Truth isn’t truth,” that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose a has-been sniffing the swi......Read the rest...

...Money is better than barter Money is better than share Money takes you further than you dare Though hands, not money built my walls Hands put together materials to paint my hall Metals I dug ca......Read the rest...

... Unquotable quotes – II Spare the rod and knife the wife. Empty drums make the most deaf wise. Penny wise Pound English. The Polyester Stomper heals the vain woman’s heel. Eat what you ......Read the rest...

...Habits have a habit, If they’re early-on ingrained, Of becoming who you are, a bit Of childhood you’ve retained. You brush your teeth a certain way; You’re neat or you’re a slob. Attempts to ......Read the rest...

...A clown so cute Can’t be a brute. Ten foot tall in size He called him Penny Wise. Children abducted and killed Parents hearts with pain filled. IT was not a clown at all But a spider hun......Read the rest...

...The adventure of wheels Rolled out the business beyond bounds, Taking people a ride Men go busy as businessmen To realize bundles of dreams true Choice stands on the way of dreams Sizing the dr......Read the rest...

...“A penny for your thoughts,” he said. I took his petty penny. Without a thought within my head, I did not give him any. I took his pretty penny And added it to mine. I did not give him any, ......Read the rest...

...The city of New York wants to reduce the security guards at their agencies Penny wise and pound foolish is what they’re coming to be To try and save less than .05% in a budget that’s in the billion......Read the rest...