Penile Poems - Poems about Penile

... One is over-senile the other over-penile One opens our borders the other issues loyalty orders Our execrable Presidential candidates presage a once-great country’s fate......Read the rest...

...The King The king was quite old, but not senile, And his problems with sex were not penile. He could rut with the best, When put to the test, And got plenty of rest in between while. <......Read the rest...

...Although I am a ***** white Queen let me reassure you I can be just as mean or as green, Mr. Clean, as any fascist conjured in your wildest wettest dream. I can kick my ruby RightWing heels......Read the rest...

...National Panic Wednesday March 9th, 2022 actually... every day Founded by Tom and Ruth Roy solely to acknowledge hardship of A. R. Harris and her husband M.S. Harris, who cope poorly (even co......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled: a pudendum posse petty filed trophy - by hy phen - made declarative). Appearance of the New Courier (with namesake "Georgia Ives") flew into the courtroom faster than Bo......Read the rest...

...being treated for fructose spasms during one of the last movies on Earth after the great Enema of 2012 when the heaters were on high the authorities were called in but his claims were all backed......Read the rest...

...Hymn to an Art-o-matic Laundromat by Michael R. Burch after Richard Thomas Moore’s “Hymn to an Automatic Washer” O, terrible-immaculate ALL-cleansing godly Laundromat, where cleanliness is n......Read the rest...

...Nature abhors a vacuum, Loathes right angles, But reveres the Corona. For Nature so loved the corona It dirked the form Atop the penile shaft Rendering the shape Like a helmeted soldier ......Read the rest...

...A Scot had once been quite handsomely built Now with corona did not fit his kilt Ate all he could find With more on his mind Became rotund and his manhood did wilt Isolation made th......Read the rest...

...Gallimaufry of linkedin words appeal, (particularly spoken by renown orator) 'cept when unnamed poetaster afflicted with chatterbox syndrome, nonetheless deliberate effected muzzle restraint i......Read the rest...

...I admit tubby distracted by a modeling female physique when attempting to write, an aching agony rips thru this son, gripping with hard on – tight - by Dickens constricting sensation, who orbi......Read the rest...

...Conceived In Sin - Cincinnati, Ohio (most Up To Date Virgin) Any attempt for fecund woman to successfully counteract biologic reproductive force to whit deserves grudging testes meant to ga......Read the rest...

...Oh...and hello to you, some hours past, I returned from counseling, (hence this boy yent - albeit beastie boy figuratively basking in fading afterglow) great kickstarter session, ......Read the rest...

...Cleopatra my queen Very old,cornerstone is me, oh um. Beef me i kill Will it wasn’t be narcist be yet i crossed me my own childless womb Be largactyl. Be throat roar i shunt me a naked penil......Read the rest...

...An embarrassing penile occurrence Led Johnny to want some assurance So Viagra he took Then he gave it a look And said, "Yeah, now I've got endurance."......Read the rest...