Penile Poems - Poems about Penile

...Fate decreed sexting/texting while married abominable Therefore karma caught up to me big time and delivered yours truly sent to purgatory (figurative speaking) by casting a spell, whereby the ......

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...Pow! the pale powder pumps power into The pastor’s panicked pulse. Peeing his pants, He pulls his parcel and pitter-patters To the piss-pot, paying his penile penance. ......

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...Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy The following pastiche poetically pricked prick, whereby fantasy courtesy Eros (????) cow licked country bumpin vide......

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...I paid no heed to the call of the siren(s) where amble lances hurled with the might of off fish hull seductress dances setting figurative stage to take a bite from canoodling beastie boy bes......

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...END TIMES : ONE [Poet’s Note : This poem arose out of a play on quote in Bible by Christ : “I will open my mouth in parables. I will utter things hidden since the creation of the world…This is ho......

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...Victorious flirtatious foreplay I awoke early - now my body will sleep, though thoughts rise like the Azores of snuggling next to such an adorable atomic bombshell of a beauty - boars into my ......

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...Spore your appreciation, edification, information..., orchestration, and utilization, a moss fungi (fun guy) attests his marriage synonymous with symbiotic relationship. Nostalgic acquiescence ......

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... One is over-senile the other over-penile One opens our borders the other issues loyalty orders Our execrable Presidential candidates presage a once-great country’s fate......

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...The King The king was quite old, but not senile, And his problems with sex were not penile. He could rut with the best, When put to the test, And got plenty of rest in between while. <......

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...Although I am a ***** white Queen let me reassure you I can be just as mean or as green, Mr. Clean, as any fascist conjured in your wildest wettest dream. I can kick my ruby RightWing heels......

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...National Panic Wednesday March 9th, 2022 actually... every day Founded by Tom and Ruth Roy solely to acknowledge hardship of A. R. Harris and her husband M.S. Harris, who cope poorly (even co......

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...(alternately titled: a pudendum posse petty filed trophy - by hy phen - made declarative). Appearance of the New Courier (with namesake "Georgia Ives") flew into the courtroom faster than Bo......

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...being treated for fructose spasms during one of the last movies on Earth after the great Enema of 2012 when the heaters were on high the authorities were called in but his claims were all backed......

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...Hymn to an Art-o-matic Laundromat by Michael R. Burch after Richard Thomas Moore’s “Hymn to an Automatic Washer” O, terrible-immaculate ALL-cleansing godly Laundromat, where cleanliness is n......

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...Nature abhors a vacuum, Loathes right angles, But reveres the Corona. For Nature so loved the corona It dirked the form Atop the penile shaft Rendering the shape Like a helmeted soldier ......

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