peanut butter cookies are easy for me
one cup of sugar wild and free
one egg stirred as I mutter
one cup of any old peanut butter
wonderful if baked ten minutes, truly nifty
be sure and set the over to three fifty
shes sweet and salty
reeses peanut butter cup
I cant resist her
One ingredient peanut butter fudge -
you don't even have to budge.
All you need to have's a spoon.
Serve in the morning or afternoon.
Today I think of your
Contributions closing the theater’s door
Putting together toasted bread
Ready for a child to be fed
Youngster wearing grape jelly
Face down to the belly
Laughing saying ‘this is great’
Not showing any hate
But Peanut Butter, it is you
Who makes the mid-day matinee ever so cool
Thank you for coming out of the nutty shell
I would like to tell
About the sandwich where you are
The star
Performing with a backup fruity band
Bringing in all your fans
Grabbing using two strong hands
Not really needing added ham
Applause when going into the mouth
Travelling stomach south
Toddler enjoying the mess
Never will they confess
Instead, go off to sleep
Napping counting Bo and Peep
Lovely sheep
Who once were said
Proclaimed Holy bread
God’s true lamb
Sacrificed when ended up caught in a jam
How much do we love
Our meal fitting like a glove
Getting it all over ourselves
Nutritious wealth
Giving us good health
Being simple as a chair
Lunchtime afternoon’s delightful affair
Always welcome on the stage
No matter what the audiences age
peanut butter and mayo
don’t forget lettuce
it is my favorite sandwich
not real Mayo
Sweet Miracle Whip
do you want
one?
best peanut butter cookie
three ingredients
peanut butter and sugar
a cup of each one
and one chopped up egg
best ever
treat
She always had one
In her hand.
“Peanut butter cups,”
She’d say,
“They help me forget.”
She spent her saved change
On peanut butter cups
At the 7-11 down the road
Every day.
She would come to class
Holding a peanut butter cup
And would sit in the second row—
Second chair—
Eating it silently.
When she was done
She would fold the wrapper
Into a little heart
And slip it into her lunchbox.
I wondered
How many hearts she had made.
Woke up this am and climbed out of bed.
Slept with my shoes on and a song in my head.
The beat grew stronger as the lyrics spread,
like peanut butter and jelly on a slice of bread..
A word of advise before you hit the bed.
Be prepared for your dream life and what's ahead for
one never knows where dreams may tread.
i can smell her chocolate and peanut butter as i enter the grocery store
do you smell that?
sweet salty Reeses peanut butter cups
i envision myself unwrapping her aluminum foil
bite sized?
heck no!
All wore peanut butter pants
where the world spread jam
As the tailor tried to fit you
in a bread you'd call his clam
And you paid for more than sticky
when a sandwich would expand
And your filling was for others
that your taste was in their hand
And you never knew another
for leaving you alone
When you're made up for the moment
that someone would condone
And were gobbled up for nighttime
when your love was there to be
Joining jam and peanut butter
nightly for the spree
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
turkeys are gobbling
up laughter as prices rise
thankful for the heat
off their guard, bag their giblets,
the axe only pardons two
11/19/2021
*The name of the turkeys pardoned by the president
Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san
With bananas or fluff
I can’t get enough
Just put it in my hand
That peanut butter san
Some ripe berries sliced
Are oh so nice
Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san
With bananas or fluff
I can’t get enough
Apricot or grape
Those jellies are great
Where’s my spreader
Don’t need more contenders
Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san
With bananas or fluff
I can’t get enough
How about a touch
Of peanut butter crunch
That’s what I want
Today for lunch
Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san
With bananas or fluff
I can’t get enough
Peanut butter, I love you!*
I will always love you
I told you that before though, right?
You are soooo nice...
*spoken from here to end
March 6, 2021
You know I have two loves
They’re both my favorite nuts
There is no excuse
But I can’t let one loose
And I won’t give up the other
Because he is my lover
Don’t ask me now to choose
For it could mean bad news
You’ll just have to manage
This problem that I have yea
You know it could be worse
For I don’t even flirt
But peanut butter and you
Are my favorites to boot
Don’t be jealous my love
We can mix up the fun
We’ll eat peanut butter in bed
The morning we wed
And peanut snacks at night
To avoid any fights
For as long as I have you
And my peanut chews
I won’t ever be sad
For that aren’t you glad
Now give me a kiss
I never want to miss
A chance to be close to you
But my peanuts come too
Written - February 16, 2021 5PM
I love you so much
I’d compare you to lunch
Although you're not chunky
Like that ice cream called monkey
You're peanut butter
When I'm desperately hungry
I'd love to see
You stay with me
And bring to pass
My dreams at last
My heart speeds up
When I see your mug
And no I’m not asking
For root beer exactly
Oh I hear your voice
You're my only choice
When you're around
I can't stay down
My spirit soars
When you're at my door
Oh honey pie
Will you be mine
You look so cute
In your hiking boots
And your crooked smile
It drives me wild
Hold me now
Oh don't stop wow
My heart’s on fire
You take me higher
Still You have no clue
How much I love you
Written -12/17/16 2:27PM
Bacon and peanut butter loaves
He loved meat tender
He got fatter, sad and alone
He got out of bed
Scratching his head
Then promptly died on the throne
The King is dead.
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