Best Peanut Butter Poems

"I dream of Candy!"

Sweet cakes and peanut butter squares 
A living diabetic's nightmare. --  My heart 
sings to the beat, Under the Neutron Star Crunch
Sweet sugar cookies and peanut butter bars

Taunting whoopers, 
Dancing dum dum's, 
The sweetest silhouette show - in my room
Dreamy, Creamy...

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Ev’ry night, just ‘bout nine
              This story does unfold
The living room is quiet
              My puppy’s nose is cold

The TV...

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PEANUT BUTTER MARRIED JAM---


If peanut-butter married, Jam
Would that make them: Marmalade;
And if you were to throw seasoning out on to the dirt;
Would it then be…the SALT OF THE EARTH;



11/7/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©...

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We went downtown today to try to do our part
In making our way which was led by the heart
Peanut butter and jelly was what we had to give
Something for their belly in this life that they live

Some laying on a vent others against the wall
This...

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It's America’s favorite sandwich spread,
No doubt,
When you ask any kid or adult, what 
They would like in there lunch box.
Natural response good old fashioned P.B. 
And J.
White bread, wheat, whole grain,
It really doesn't matter as long as
 It's creamy or chunky style.
Jiffy to general label...

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Extra nutty and thick
A treat with a positive stick
Why am I such a fool?
These dentures I'm bound to lose!
A cup of milk, please make it quick!...

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Many children are picky eaters and I confess I was one 
It's a challenge to many parents and not a battle to be won
For trying to make a child eat what they don't want to try
Can be a battle of wills and make all those...

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Just a little snack, some crackers
and some peanut butter
Wholesome delicious treat to eat
There ants the assaulter_

They had assaulted the whole jar
Working like red wigglers
Entering the jar, eating 'til filled
Hauling off their weight_chiselers

There must have been thousands of them
Those small black sugar ants
They were inside tightly...

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THE PEANUT BUTTER STRIKE

In my last year at school I was made a prefect,	
Why I don’t know for I was no model scholar
But thinking back and taking the time to reflect,
I’m happy to have fond memories, how happy
Was the headmistress i’d hate to bet my...

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I prefer white bread; two slices
Spread Peanut Butter
Then get out jelly and spread
Must be grape jelly
Put slices together
Cut in halves
‘Yum!”...

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Dressed in fine attire
Armani sleek for sure  
But his fingers must be flexible wire
As they get peanut butter pure
How gross for those that follow
And want peanut butter
And jelly but can't swallow...

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Nutty,
Sticky,
Crunchy,
Tasty,
Peanut butter, nutty, sticky spread
With jellied bread, crunchy, tasty fed...

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Peanut butter 
on waffles
on pancakes
on crackers
Thank you George Washington Carver!

Peanut butter
on a spoon
as a snack, quick and tasty. 

Peanut butter
on bread
on graham crackers
on biscuits
Thank you George Washington Carver!

Peanut butter
with Miracle Whip
and Lettuce as a sandwich. 

Peanut butter pie
Peanut butter brownies
Peanut butter just being peanut butter.
Thank...

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I think Jack wants me fat.
In fact I am sure of that.
I always ask for one scoop.
Waistlines expand with that gloop.
He insists on giving three.
All for the same fee.
Poor, poor pitiful me.
I can't resist you see.
Peanut Butter Cup counter.
The place where I always flounder....

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Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san 
With bananas or fluff
I can’t get enough 

Just put it in my hand
That peanut butter san 
Some ripe berries sliced
Are oh so nice

Put the jelly or the jam
On the peanut butter san 
With bananas or...

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