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Premium Member Passive Aggressive

Unexpressed anger building in momentum
Fireworks and sparks detonate between her ears
Brain literally threatens to explode



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Premium Member Passive Aggressive

Please don’t create all the drama 
and then sit and ask why it’s there.
Say it’s okay but clearly it’s not 
start in on the texting girl just stop. 
It’s clear that you won’t just say it,
veracious words are absent here.
Either shoot straight or stay silent. 

All I really want is a peaceful vibe.
Girl, I’m not going to fall into it,
good god you feed off of conflict!
Reel it in and just simmer down 
easy to see why your crutch is THC.
Suture your mouth if you need to 
sour grapes is not a good look. 
I don’t want to play all these games. 
Victorious are those who will walk,
exit alone rather than sit and squawk.

How to Hunt Love

Throw an arrow, remember to sharpen it before it reaches it's end target 
Who is naïve enough to cross your parameters of closeness 
Capture this person whose mere sight you adore 
Aim at their legs, your prey will land face first on the floor 

Don't be scared, Don't you worry
This is how love is meant to be 
Or why would cupid, on his smooth back, so many bad intentions carry?

Or why would the heartbreakers or cheaters not worry about their actions
If they didn't know, love is never a synonym to passion, but pain 
To confusion and spiraling games 

Love was never stable enough to stay after an orgsm 
Love, they repeated over and over
Yet it felt like it had just slipped off their tongue

Bind love in ropes of promises, skim apart their soul
Listen to their heartbeat till the gushing of their bloody lies couldn't be ignored 
You'll know when the prey gets too weakened, it can't move
Just fall apart into broken shreds of a beautiful story 
Piece by piece, Complete the jigsaw pattern
That lasts people eternity, then you can congratulate yourself

You've caught your prey


Premium Member Passive-Aggressive

Global warming leads to climate change;
that's why the weather is acting strange.

Pollution and deforestation;
now affect every single nation.

Feels like the planet's overcrowded;
people are scared; their judgment clouded.

Xenophobia is on the rise;
as folks harbor hatred in their eyes.

Everyone, it seems, is filled with rage;
we're behaving like rats in a cage.

Passive-aggressive is the new fad;
dealing with cell phone Karens; how sad.

Free speech fuels the spreading of hate;
condoning violence as of late.

And yet, we cannot abandon hope,
we'll get past this; we'll find ways to cope.

We are the masters of our domain,
given free will; we will not choose pain.

I pray that democracy survives
intact: outside library archives.

We may well wish we had it someday,
then realize: we gave it away.

Premium Member Passive Aggressive

Isn’t it fun to be passive aggressive?
Subtle and biting, rather impressive!
Fact-free and spiritually dispossessive
Use of hyperbole: deathly excessive
Squeezed that one in, somewhat digressive
Some might say that crosses to the transgressive
(Authoritatively, overexpressive)
Now, I’m just bordering on the obsessive,
Cycling up and down, manic-depressive.
Or maybe I’m battling imunosuppressives;
Time for some fresh air, the best decompressive.

Premium Member Passive-Aggressive

Silently undermining
Oh, what sneaky saboteur! 
Simmering vindictiveness
'Neath his warm veneer



Date written: 01/23/2022


Tested On Algebra

You give me questions.
Most of which I can answer.
Tested. Algebra...

Premium Member Passive Aggressive

holding her head still
she’s offended
her face frozen

expressionless
like she practiced
a thousand times

her teeth clenched
veins popping at her temple
she bites her lip



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Premium Member Passive Aggressive Innuendos

puzzles puzzles
they write in rhyme 
encrypted messages
poisoned in hate
guesses in the dark
surmising
unable to say the truth
denying
hiding
play nice
yet still
there is the knife
Friendship taken for more
what awful gore
innuendos galore

the truth is out
read the encryptions
read the lines
following suit
following suit
this message
will self destruct

IN YOUR MIND

Eileen M

Premium Member Passive Aggressive Social Media Statuses

I don't want to hear,
I don't want to know.
Your life is a Soap Opera,
like a T.V. show.

Your life is a mess.
I can read the signs
but I have trouble keeping track
of my own plot lines.

No one's life runs smooth.
We all have our issues.
I needn't hear yours
to bring out the tissues.

You have social media
to vent your frustrations,
your ups and your downs,
tragedy and elations. 

I have my own stuff
to deal with your know.
I just choose not to put it
out there like a show.

So I wish you the best,
I wish you well
but those passive aggressive statuses 
can just go to hell.


15/09/2015

Passive/Aggressive

taking a class on 
being assertive with love 
I've been so confused

mixed up passive with
whimpy and aggressive with 
assertive 'til now

no wonder the life-
less devestation I've left
in my dreadful wake

passive/aggressive
is my middle name for sure
been without a clue

childhood needs unmet
caused me to rush about to
make up for lost time

blind reality
in a huge fog of smoke
lost lil girl searching

for a better way
without losing all I thought 
that I'd been learning

Passive Aggressive

Revenge is so sweet
When you have no clue
That I even sought it
Against you and even
Sweeter when you never
Even knew I was
Infuriated with you
In the first place
It is more thrilling when
You never saw it coming
Revenge is so nice
When you pay the price
For your misdeeds
Living in ignorance
Of the passive aggressive
Villan that planned your fall
Revenge is so much fun
When I reminisce about
What I have done
I love having this
Secret weapon that
You will never discover
Everytime Lady Justice
Dispenses justice your way
You will never suspect that
It was I that gave her the
Ammunition that she 
Needed to alienate you
My angel face decieves you
Making you think I am sweet
When in reality Jezebel roams
Inside my heart always asking
Herself "Who is next"?

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