Mother Parody Poems

Once before my bedtime, nearing, which I dreaded, fazed and fearing,  
Stories mother would read me before she closed and locked my bedroom door...

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Rock-a-Bye money- dream you're on top-
please stay asleep till our worries stop.
Nest eggs are dwindling- balances fall;
lowering checking, savings, and all.

Rock-a-Bye money- values downswing;
much more...

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Wrinkle, wrinkle, dress white shirt,
stains are gone; it’s rid of dirt.
But the crumpled, rumpled look
needs some shaking, so I shook.

How to iron, I did not...

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*Image of Eventful 2023 by NBHA.

Parodical Resolutions 2023

Conceding the current aspects of conformity, I have constructed a perspective of 2023 resolutions in a parody.
I will...

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What tis' the work of man 
to leave a testament 
to his grand plans, 
the usurper of the throne 
eternal is, man!

The after image 
of...

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I think I’m in danger
I could end up dead
When my wife smells the perfume
on her side of the bed
The perfumes I buy her
From a cheap...

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(a parody of "Trees" by Joyce Kilmer)

I doubt that we shall ever see
A more handsome pair than you and me
Me, whose hungry mouth is pressed
Against...

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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The New Colossus-2

Not like that loser green chick with the lamp,
Our New Colossus has his own gold door,
Behind it he tweets out his grand revamp:
Abjuring...

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The Bachelor Spectacular
by Michael R. Burch

One heart? Tossed aside.
The other? A bride’s.
In all his great wisdom, the bachelor decides.

Eeenie, mean-ie, mine-y, mo’,
one gal must stay...

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  OLD WOMAN 
I am the old woman who lives in a shoe
I have so many children telling me what to do
Some are twenty,...

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A pot of stew. 
Made with meat. 
Meat and more meat.
I am hungry. 

What is for dinner, mother?...

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“Dad, do you think I am a dolichocephalic?”
“I’m busy,” his father replied.
“You do not have to sound euphoric,” the six-year-old said.

The state inspector closed his...

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I just met this awkward chap,
By some referred to as a “Cad”,
Sat with him for quite a chat,
One that wasn’t near half-bad.

We spoke about the...

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I finally met the Queen,
This impossibly Grand Dame,
A dream from just a teen
And now I’m in her frame.

My mother just adored her,
She’d fill my head...

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