Cake With Prince Charles - In His Words After Meeting Trump

I just met this awkward chap, By some referred to as a “Cad”, Sat with him for quite a chat, One that wasn’t near half-bad. We spoke about the plight of Earth, How man’s destroying it, A pet subject since my birth, An obsession I can’t quit. He seemed to listen quietly As I rambled all hour long, But I think I reached him finally When I told him he was wrong. At that he seemed to wake From the slumber I’d perceived, Maybe this or that big cake From my servant we received. Either way I care not how His support I then achieved, I just want him to allow Mother earth to be reprieved. People think I’m such a bore, Plummy mouthed and a tad slow, Little knowing I do score When it matters I just know.