With Apology To Joyce Kilmer

(a parody of "Trees" by Joyce Kilmer) I doubt that we shall ever see A more handsome pair than you and me Me, whose hungry mouth is pressed Against your ample, perky breast You look at me with sparkling eyes And utter those sweet whispering sighs; The tiara I gave you, you proudly wear Above the bangs upon your hair; In your bosom my head has lain I’ve chased you through the pouring rain. My mother and father alone made me But, God alone made you, I see.