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Ornery Poems - Poems about Ornery


Premium Member Cantankerous and Ornery
cranky and bearish cantankerous attitude she spends days alone ornery and waspish rantankerous daily she has her own ways prickly and grouchy she yells sat tv people her only friends...

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Categories: ornery, women,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Ornery Poetry
Ornery Poetry Meter like A gnarled Oak Tree Eloquent Poesy Ethereal Far from me...

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Categories: ornery, me, poetry,
Form: Light Verse



Dough Foo-Witter,She Quite Ornery
the womans sista took exception to what was happening and wanted in on the deal. " thats my Daddie Dough," ya'll gonna get me sum-of-dat money" I got a secret formula too, and ya'll need mine to get where ya'll wanna be. her daddies recipe 7 cups of rised yeast dough in a sauce pan add 1 cup of pureed raisins 1/4 cup of...

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Categories: ornery, food, music, myth, science,
Form: Ballad
Like a Blinker Going Awry and Ornery
Hubert awash was a Josh for his Bonn, he was in a toss at the ton and never knew his cons, say today that was interest and wand, that he could only shoot his lawn- he never needed but had all his own knots for the fawns....

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Categories: ornery, endurance, eulogy, i miss
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Uh Oh Something Is Amiss
There is yelling and crying Good. There is screaming. A loud wail. Great! Uh-oh. Dead quiet. I creep up, quietly To spy on them Knowing something is Up. They are four, six, And eight, Only quiet when they Are up to their most Dastardly deeds....

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Categories: ornery, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Ain'T An Ornery Yahoo - Colloquialisms
Ain't An Ornery Yahoo Old widow lady of ninety-two Lives by herself with nothing else to do Except sit in her chair next to the window And stare out for hours with dreams of her past woe I reckon she ain't ornery yahoo With a few bricks short of a load Doing nothing but fuss and talk for...

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Categories: ornery, bullying, woman,
Form: Free verse
Ornery Old Men
Good GOD you're a pain You crazy old fool! Stop bending my brain Oh yeah? Hate you too! Don't you SAY that! Call me one of those I'll make your lip fat Bust your skinny nose!... Hey man, what's shakin'? In the neighborhood What's that you makin'? Smells pretty good Nope not too hungry Gonna' rain I hear Nah, wasn't angry Got any beer?...

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Categories: ornery, friendship,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Ornery Cat
Simba's an ornery cat says the vet During visits both get greatly upset Simba grumbles and hisses Not at me or the missus But at the vet who ain't tamed...

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Categories: ornery, animals, funny,
Form: Limerick

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