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Ornery Poems - Poems about Ornery

Cantankerous and Ornery

cranky and bearish
cantankerous attitude
she spends days alone

ornery and waspish
rantankerous daily
she has her own ways

prickly and grouchy
she yells sat tv people
her only friends

Categories: ornery, women,
Form: Senryu

Ornery Poetry

Ornery
   Poetry
   Meter like
   A gnarled
   Oak Tree

   Eloquent
   Poesy
   Ethereal
   Far from me

Categories: ornery, me, poetry,
Form: Light Verse

Dough Foo-Witter,She Quite Ornery

the womans sista took exception to what was happening
and wanted in on the deal.
" thats my Daddie Dough,"
ya'll gonna get me sum-of-dat money"
I got a secret formula too, and ya'll need mine
to get where ya'll wanna be.
her daddies recipe
7 cups of rised yeast dough

in a sauce pan add 1 cup of pureed raisins
1/4 cup of

Categories: ornery, food, music, myth, science,
Form: Ballad

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Like a Blinker Going Awry and Ornery

Hubert awash was a Josh for his Bonn,

he was in a toss at the ton and never knew his cons,

say today that was interest and wand, that he could only shoot his lawn-

he never needed but had all his own knots for the fawns.

Categories: ornery, endurance, eulogy, i miss
Form: Prose Poetry

Uh Oh Something Is Amiss

There is yelling and crying
Good.
There is screaming. 
A loud wail. Great!

Uh-oh.
Dead quiet.
I creep up, quietly
To spy on them

Knowing something is
Up. They are four, six, 
And eight, 

Only quiet when they
Are up to their most
Dastardly deeds.

Categories: ornery, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse

Ain'T An Ornery Yahoo - Colloquialisms

Ain't  An Ornery Yahoo
 
Old widow lady of ninety-two
Lives by herself with nothing else to do
Except sit in her chair next to the window 
And stare out for hours with dreams of her past woe

I reckon she ain't ornery yahoo
With a few bricks short of a load
 Doing nothing but fuss and talk for

Categories: ornery, bullying, woman,
Form: Free verse

Ornery Old Men

Good GOD you're a pain
You crazy old fool!
Stop bending my brain
Oh yeah? Hate you too!

Don't you SAY that!
Call me one of those
I'll make your lip fat
Bust your skinny nose!...

Hey man, what's shakin'?
In the neighborhood
What's that you makin'?
Smells pretty good

Nope not too hungry
Gonna' rain I hear
Nah, wasn't angry
Got any beer?

Categories: ornery, friendship,
Form: Quatrain

Ornery Cat

Simba's an ornery cat says the vet

  During visits both get greatly upset

      Simba grumbles and hisses

         Not at me or the missus

            But at the vet who ain't tamed

Categories: ornery, animals, funny,
Form: Limerick