Cantankerous and Ornery
cranky and bearish
cantankerous attitude
she spends days alone
ornery and waspish
rantankerous daily
she has her own ways
prickly and grouchy
she yells sat tv people
her only friends
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Categories:
ornery, women,
Form: Senryu
Ornery Poetry
Ornery
Poetry
Meter like
A gnarled
Oak Tree
Eloquent
Poesy
Ethereal
Far from me
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Categories:
ornery, me, poetry,
Form: Light Verse
Dough Foo-Witter,She Quite Ornery
the womans sista took exception to what was happening
and wanted in on the deal.
" thats my Daddie Dough,"
ya'll gonna get me sum-of-dat money"
I got a secret formula too, and ya'll need mine
to get where ya'll wanna be.
her daddies recipe
7 cups of rised yeast dough
in a sauce pan add 1 cup of pureed raisins
1/4 cup of
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Categories:
ornery, food, music, myth, science,
Form: Ballad
Like a Blinker Going Awry and Ornery
Hubert awash was a Josh for his Bonn,
he was in a toss at the ton and never knew his cons,
say today that was interest and wand, that he could only shoot his lawn-
he never needed but had all his own knots for the fawns.
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Categories:
ornery, endurance, eulogy, i miss
Form: Prose Poetry
Uh Oh Something Is Amiss
There is yelling and crying
Good.
There is screaming.
A loud wail. Great!
Uh-oh.
Dead quiet.
I creep up, quietly
To spy on them
Knowing something is
Up. They are four, six,
And eight,
Only quiet when they
Are up to their most
Dastardly deeds.
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Categories:
ornery, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Ain'T An Ornery Yahoo - Colloquialisms
Ain't An Ornery Yahoo
Old widow lady of ninety-two
Lives by herself with nothing else to do
Except sit in her chair next to the window
And stare out for hours with dreams of her past woe
I reckon she ain't ornery yahoo
With a few bricks short of a load
Doing nothing but fuss and talk for
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Categories:
ornery, bullying, woman,
Form: Free verse
Ornery Old Men
Good GOD you're a pain
You crazy old fool!
Stop bending my brain
Oh yeah? Hate you too!
Don't you SAY that!
Call me one of those
I'll make your lip fat
Bust your skinny nose!...
Hey man, what's shakin'?
In the neighborhood
What's that you makin'?
Smells pretty good
Nope not too hungry
Gonna' rain I hear
Nah, wasn't angry
Got any beer?
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Categories:
ornery, friendship,
Form: Quatrain
Ornery Cat
Simba's an ornery cat says the vet
During visits both get greatly upset
Simba grumbles and hisses
Not at me or the missus
But at the vet who ain't tamed
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Categories:
ornery, animals, funny,
Form: Limerick