Ain'T An Ornery Yahoo - Colloquialisms

Ain't An Ornery Yahoo Old widow lady of ninety-two Lives by herself with nothing else to do Except sit in her chair next to the window And stare out for hours with dreams of her past woe I reckon she ain't ornery yahoo With a few bricks short of a load Doing nothing but fuss and talk for ever and tells tall tales Ain't no telling of those tall tales are true Whaddya think? She sits in her chair next to the window And stares out for hours with dreams of her past woe Seasons have come and gone with the flowers, Grass and trees changing colors She's ran off all her children, family, and friends Doing nothing but fuss and talk for ever and tells tall tales With a ruckus if you don't agree and resist She gets riled up lifts up her clenched dukes and Lands an uppercut to the mug she’s kissed Whaddya think? Y’all want to stay out of her crosshairs if ya can’t resist Cause y’all open a can of worms if you persist She carries a small pearl handle chrome plated Stup nose 22 pistol in her purse © 7/22/2015
Contest Name: Colloquialisms Sponsor: Laura Leiser
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Dietrich Avatar
June 4, 2016 at 10:35 AM
hahahaha, I LOVE this, Eve. one of your very best!!! Thanks for tellng me about it and I see it won in a contest, BIG congrats though belated. I can't for the life of me recall the name of my mother in law poem. I think it had witch in the title. Let me know if you want me to track it down for you. I'm gonna fave THIS one. Because I know so well of what you speak!!
Roper Avatar
June 4, 2016 at 1:09 PM
I would love to read your poem. Thank you for reading my poem. What broke the camel's back was when my husband had a heart attack she told all the family that I didn't let her know so I had family call me telling me off at the hospital. My husband was so upset he stop talking to her. She found out the same time we found out. She is just not nice:-[
A. Sharma Avatar
August 1, 2015 at 1:38 AM
Awesome write n win Eve! Big congrats!
A  Avatar
July 31, 2015 at 1:37 PM
AWESOME WIN
Allison Avatar
July 31, 2015 at 4:06 AM
Dropping back with my congrats Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Leiser Avatar
July 30, 2015 at 11:47 PM
This poem was so funny and well written, Eve! I really laughed with this great write! Congrats and thanks for entering my contest :)
Roper Avatar
July 31, 2015 at 12:37 AM
Wow!!!:~) Thank you so much you made my day I'm honored to be placed. Hugs Eve
Marcum Wong Avatar
July 23, 2015 at 5:58 PM
A very amusing entry Eve. I enjoyed envisioning the scene! G L on the contest.
Roper Avatar
July 24, 2015 at 1:15 PM
Connie, thank you for your support. Hugs Eve
Dietrich Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 11:26 PM
what a cute way to do the contest. An ornery yahoo. LOVE it!
Roper Avatar
July 23, 2015 at 11:43 AM
Andrea, thank you for your compliment and you're encouragement. Hugs Eve
La France Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 6:50 PM
Eve, a fun write, full of great words, a yahoo 7 and thanks for visiting my muse poem
Roper Avatar
July 23, 2015 at 11:44 AM
Broken Wing, you tickle me thank you for the Yahoo seven. Hugs Eve
Allison Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 12:06 PM
This made me smile - some great colloquialisms Eve good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Roper Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 1:50 PM
Thank you, Jan, I’m tickled it made you smile. This is my mother in-law and she is a deuce. Hugs Eve
Trifiatis Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 11:16 AM
What a delightful story and so well put together! That is what I think! Great dear, Eve. Good luck in the contest!
Roper Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 1:52 PM
This is my mother in-law. Thank you, Demetrios, I’m tickled it made you liked it.
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