Old Codger Poems - Poems about Old Codger

... RoBo Calls Miracle Man 4/25/2025 I’ve a strong dislike that now borders on hate, toward those unwanted calls that won’t abate. I get perhaps ten or so of these calls every day, th......

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...Get thee hence! Get thee hence! Away the riffraff from my fence Ye've rattled window and rattled doors Till there's no peace upon the moors The hallowed folk have left their graves To rid themse......

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...Have a Guiness and let’s toast St. Patrick Whether laddie, lass or old codger geriatric A bold gent with such clout All Eire’s snakes he shooed out Never has there been a saint so theatri......

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... I wonder why everybody felt the need, to express their opinions so openly, about this man who had the misfortune to die. I watched them slowly strolling past the casket, like they were shoppi......

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...The gals are besotted with Roger, he's famed for the size of his todger, they pay for his time (he charges a dime) - he's ninety but not an old codger. No need of Viagra in force as Roger's a......

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... For a man of my age, I should no longer dream Of pretty young fillies, quite naughty it seems But we don't lose the joy to gawk and to stare When the sweet scent of female fills up t......

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...Just received a message of love From a dear sweet soul on the Soup It blew me away brought a tear to my eye To feel such love whatta a hoot These friendships here are quite common The ......

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...When traveling a stretch of life's highway Does it feel like it's uphill both ways? Does it feel like winter's twelve months long? Do you work like a dog for small pay? Well welcome to ......

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...I Stare in the Mirror I stare in the mirror and what do I see? An old man with rheumy eyes looking at me. Who is this old codger, this balding old shell, Who cannot r......

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...Some people call me Kenny Because of my resemblance to Mr. Rogers Wish I had his enormous piles of dough I'd sure be a happy old codger Methinks they mean before his facelift At least ......

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...Old Codger Crotchfield of Livermore Knows of no child he does not deplore When kids trick or treat He throws them pig's feet The next day raw eggs cling to his door Written 10/17/22......

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...Youtube computer networking tutorials a dog send Ideal to peruse the vast treasure trove of lecture material pertaining to aforementioned title on the webbed wide world especially gratifying t......

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...I am bringing my puppy, the old codger said. The rest of the foursome were less than pleased with young Lucky. But the puppy was no trouble, and helped their team get ahead. Many others let them p......

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...Where are my old white corsets Right next to your candy cigarettes Hey! We didn't get today's edition of 'Grit' It's canceled. They use bad words now like 'Guck' and 'Spit' Oh, and I can'......

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...Steampunk Cat had some weird feelings in his head. They clanged around against metal, filled him with dread. Something is happening, he told his Uncle Tom Stead. I feel a storm is coming, that mig......

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