Best Old Codger Poems
Old Codger and Baby BunnySo, this bunny was really hungry I guessed.
The old weathered snail was testy in his nest.
That bunny was trying to steal our carrots he said.
This old codger was wrinkled, older, should have been dead.
That baby bunny must have been hungry to dig.
I said to this...
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Categories:
old codger, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Old Codger CrotchfieldOld Codger Crotchfield of Livermore
Knows of no child he does not deplore
When kids trick or treat
He throws them pig's feet
The next day raw eggs cling to his door
Written 10/17/22...
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Categories:
old codger, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Old CodgerGet thee hence! Get thee hence!
Away the riffraff from my fence
Ye've rattled window and rattled doors
Till there's no peace upon the moors
The hallowed folk have left their graves
To rid themselves these noisome knaves
The tyrants peal rings through my head
Till any room for thought is dead
I'd...
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Categories:
old codger, funny,
Form:
Rhyme