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Categories:
old codger, 11th grade, 12th grade, appreciation, beauty, cool,
Form:
Rhyme
When the Evidence Went Missing
I was perched upon a wooden bench beneath a bottle tree
when this worn out wiry ringer stopped to rest his gammy knee.
I’d been touring through the outback and had sought to sit a...
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Categories:
old codger, funny, life, old, me, old,
Form:
Rhyme
The Dragon Walkie
I was out walking my dragon, when I came across a Dogasaurus Rex.
It really wasn’t so bad until; they got into a real life-pissing contest.
My dragons’ roar was way less than his, and spitting fire,...
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Categories:
old codger, adventure, fantasy, fire, funny, humorous, imagination, old,
Form:
Light Verse
My Old Bosses Funeral
MY OLD BOSSES FUNERAL
by
JOHN M. ARRIBAS
Went to the funeral of my old boss
After several speakers I was at a loss
Who was this person they were eulogizing
Kind words and praise was so surprising
I knew...
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Categories:
old codger, eulogy, funeral, humorous, hyperbole, obituary,
Form:
Rhyme
Four Letters Spelling Blah
Four Letters Spelling Blah...
generally define mine anatomical phooey zook
corporeal status, essentially feeling like gook,
not my usual babbling brook
self, thus finds yours truly whooshing, he
could wave a magic wand (all thee
while exjaculating abra
cud dab bra, or...
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Categories:
old codger, angel, endurance, father, how i feel, metaphor,
Form:
Bio
Four Letters Spelling Blah
Four Letters Spelling Blah...
generally define mine anatomical phooey zook
corporeal status, essentially feeling like gook,
not my usual babbling brook
self, thus finds yours truly whooshing, he
could wave a magic wand (all thee
while exjaculating abra
cud dab bra, or...
Read More
Categories:
old codger, angel, endurance, father, how i feel, metaphor,
Form:
Bio
Confidence Trick
The old codger hobbling upon his cane ...
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Categories:
old codger, allusion, ireland,
Form:
Free verse
Close Call In Ireland
CLOSE CALL IN IRELAND
I once had an affaire de coeur with a foxylady, in fact a randy colleen
In Ireland with a tough older brother looking to...
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Categories:
old codger, funny, me, old, me, old,
Form:
Free verse
Killer In the Mess
On a Monday public holiday and with my son home from school,
we organized to go out fishing in a creek where blackfish rule,
and while we’re putting in the boot, our bamboo poles and fishing gear,
I...
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Categories:
old codger, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Shiver Me Timbers
I'll tell ye of me life as a pirate
I knows ye sees me as some old codger
But when I was a young'n matey
I sailed 'neath the Jolly Roger!
Oh, it's truth I be tellin' ye now
'N...
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Categories:
old codger, adventure, humor, journey, violence, voyage, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Telephone Gossip
Telephone / Gossip
Written: by a Grouchy Old Codger
1/7/2014
There’s an individual who calls each day,
To reach out and touch he does his best.
Whether we’re at home or have gone away,
He calls, and calls, making himself...
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Categories:
old codger, how i feel, lonely, peace,
Form:
Lyric
Piracy
The sails billow as they catch the wind
White crested waves put our ship a sway
To portside ye mates and scalawags
The merchant's ship shall be our prey
Fly their country flag the captain yells
So at twilight they...
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Categories:
old codger, adventure, drink,
Form:
Rhyme
Two Thousand Eighteen
Two Thousand Eighteen
By Franklin Price
12/29/2017
Two thousand eighteen's coming
There's nothing we can do.
I could swear that only last year,
It was just two thousand two.
I should not be swearing,
It will make you older still.
Quit ranting you old...
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Categories:
old codger, age, new year,
Form:
Rhyme
Association of Chronic Bellyachers
When traveling a stretch of life's highway
Does it feel like it's uphill both ways?
Does it feel like winter's twelve months long?
Do you work like a dog for small pay?
Well welcome to a newly formed club
The...
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Categories:
old codger, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
Gonna Keep On A-Gawking
For a man of my age, I should no longer dream
Of pretty young fillies, quite naughty it seems
We don't lose the joy to gawk and to stare
When the sweet scent of female fills up the...
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Categories:
old codger, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Association of Chronic Bellyachers
When traveling a stretch of life's highway
Does it feel like it's uphill both ways?
Does it feel like winter's twelve months long?
Do you work like a dog for small pay?
Well welcome to a newly formed club
The...
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Categories:
old codger, angst, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Corsets and Candy Cigarettes
Where are my old white corsets
Right next to your candy cigarettes
Hey! We didn't get today's edition of 'Grit'
It's canceled. They use bad words now like 'Guck' and 'Spit'
Oh, and I can't...
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Categories:
old codger, humorous, nostalgia, sister,
Form:
Couplet
Gonna Keep On A-Gawking
For a man of my age, I should no longer dream
Of pretty young fillies, quite naughty it seems
But we don't lose the joy to gawk and to stare
When the sweet scent of female fills up...
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Categories:
old codger, fun,
Form:
I do not know?
My Regards
7/13/17
Among and below the stars
Near and far
From here to way beyond Mars
I send my regards
May your own path be carved
As you take charge
Close and beyond any barge
On either side of the yard
Up and down...
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Categories:
old codger, fun, how i feel, perspective, poetry, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
1968 My first funeral
I wonder why everybody felt the need,
to express their opinions so openly,
about this man who had the misfortune to die.
I watched them slowly strolling past the casket,
like they were shopping for fruit at the market,
I...
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Categories:
old codger, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
The Gnalsmoob
An old codger who farted a lot -
of good etiquette didn’t know squat.
When I met him, his nose
started running. He chose
his new shirt to wipe off all the snot!
Well, a nitpicker also was he,
and I...
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Categories:
old codger, funny, old, old,
Form:
Limerick
Long Live the Soup
Just received a message of love
From a dear sweet soul on the Soup
It blew me away, brought a tear to my eye
To feel such love, whatta a hoot
These friendships here are quite common
The Soup is...
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Categories:
old codger, addiction, love,
Form:
Quatrain
I Stare In the Mirror
I Stare in the Mirror
I stare in the mirror and what do I see?
An old man with rheumy eyes looking at me.
Who is this old codger, this balding old shell,
Who cannot remember what it’s like...
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Categories:
old codger, age,
Form:
Rhyme
Kenny
Eileen has nicknamed me Kenny
Because of my resemblance to Mr. Rogers
Wish I had his piles of dough though
I'd sure be a happy old codger
Methinks she means before his facelift
At least that's what I hope she...
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Categories:
old codger, dedication, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
Long Live the Soup
Just received a message of love
From a dear sweet soul on the Soup
It blew me away, brought a tear to my eye
To feel such love, whatta a hoot
These friendships here are quite common
The Soup is...
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Categories:
old codger, celebration,
Form:
Rhyme