Odiferous Poems - Poems about Odiferous

...I’ve been sitting here so long, My butts getting numb, So I jump right up And stick out my thumb. He comes rolling down the street, With the only smell of mention, The noxious fumes; olfactor......Read the rest...

...I was off to a terrible start A first date with odiferous fart 'til she made it quite clear as her curfew drew near That a fart's not the way to 'er heart! Inspired by Jan Allison.........Read the rest...

...My dog is giving the sky a meticulous tongue lolling. Half way through the walk he dips his pink lapper into a muddy puddle then continues to paint the sky to his liking, 'his liking' being ......Read the rest...

...IT SEEMS NATURE HAD OTHER PLANS Our plan was to take a morning walk along the beach..as plans go it was a simple one…and once we arrived we headed south and east…toward the rising sun. But a sh......Read the rest...

...When you comment on a poem of mine I owe you a concise note expressing thanks That you took the time to read me is so fine. Reading a comment makes me feel divine As I read them up ......Read the rest...

... Odiferous, a sad and sordid tale, for naught remains but that which does assail. The rascal takes one final, pungent swipe: grizzled remains along the center stripe. ------......Read the rest...

...Old Spice’ and wet grass carry years of understanding between us. If I break wind, you run to me, body rapt and heeding, every hair translating a smudged paragraph into volumes of memory. ......Read the rest...

...I screwed it on and it went right up the bank. Hey! Said Crankden Cramden, was that mink named Hank? The one who lost his head and needed a new one? I asked. I think so said Bogland Bagomire, as h......Read the rest...

...I heard the echoes of each gassy squeak Held my breath when I sniffed his stinky leak He let out a few more So I ran for the door Before his toots made the entire room reek Others came out, wh......Read the rest...

...There is a poem Dangling, Unappreciated, Just hanging there. On our November, A Thanking, Loving, Pumpkin. Perhaps poor poetry; But scrumptiously odiferous, Dangling Unappreciated, ......Read the rest...

...Charlie, my garbage guy, has an odiferous job to say the very least, Tossing garbage into the maw of his truck, that roaring, ravenous beast! But Charlie has been on the job for years and doesn......Read the rest...

...We begin at the beginning: a clove of garlic, too hard-headed for its own good, combined with two large onions, their first denuding revealing fallow gold: the second layer, a pale green puberty, ......Read the rest...

...Threading Hunger’s Needle by Odin Roark Acumen's voice smolders quietly When deafened ears respond only To discords of witlessness. Perception's heat invites ......Read the rest...

...Hunger's Needle Acumen's voice smolders quietly when deafened ears respond only to discords of witlessness Wisdom's heat invites comfort its embers remain alive its wake of constant resolve lifts v......Read the rest...

...Such an interesting color, Rodger - Green - like our mysterious calico eyes? Yes? You? An idiot savant submits into me - a blooming garden of emerald delights? Like our first encounter - reg......Read the rest...