I Decided To Stay a Bit Longer

I screwed it on and it went right up the bank. Hey! Said Crankden Cramden, was that mink named Hank? The one who lost his head and needed a new one? I asked. I think so said Bogland Bagomire, as he baited and basked. I am irritated when strangers get in on my conversation of course. So I gave him the bug eye, and got back up on my horse. That is cheap cheese you are using for bait, Betty Beatercheese said. I gave her the fisherman eye that said clearly “you’re dead”. As if by magic Shabolina Pilford suddenly appeared in Rockah. She said “tighten up the chain and wheelie for a block’ah!” The self appointed experts began giving Shabolina weird advice. You can’t ram the car son! A voice yelled, and not very nice. I’ll jerk the keys! The son yelled at his father, Crankden Cramden. That’s when I smelled the odiferous cat box, put there by Jamden. Fonkland O’giglocard yelled “I thought you were going home to me. I decided to stay a bit longer and watch this crazy nightmare comedy.