Craig Cornish Poet Limerick

A Terrible Start

I was off to a terrible start
A first date with odiferous fart
    'til she made it quite clear
     as her curfew drew near
That a fart's not the way to 'er heart!

Inspired by Jan Allison...

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Sara Kendrick February 6, 2024 at 8:29 AM Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K

Terry Flood February 5, 2024 at 3:18 PM I suspect she got wind of your intentions, Craig. Congrats on a fun win. Terry

Linda Alice Fowler February 4, 2024 at 9:46 AM Cute one Craig! Congratulations! :)

Terry Miller February 4, 2024 at 9:12 AM Ha ha ha, great one!

Tania Kitchin February 4, 2024 at 8:48 AM Craig, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limerick!

Charles Messina January 28, 2024 at 2:38 AM Ah, the silent but deadly...definitely not the way to 'er heart. Great limerick, Craig.

Jan Allison January 23, 2024 at 9:24 AM ha ha ha ,what me a poop poet inspire YOU to write farty limericks - that has to be a first lol:-) you have made my day! Thanks Craig:-) hugs Jan xx Craig Cornish January 24, 2024 at 8:36 AM Backatcha Jan!

Kim Rodrigues January 22, 2024 at 5:42 PM Watered her eyes but didn’t melt her heart! Craig Cornish January 23, 2024 at 8:15 AM Thanks Kim