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A Terrible Start

I was off to a terrible start A first date with odiferous fart 'til she made it quite clear as her curfew drew near That a fart's not the way to 'er heart! Inspired by Jan Allison...

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 2/6/2024 8:29:00 AM

Congratulations on your winner in the Valentine limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K

Terry Flood

Date: 2/5/2024 3:18:00 PM

I suspect she got wind of your intentions, Craig. Congrats on a fun win. Terry

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 2/4/2024 9:46:00 AM

Cute one Craig! Congratulations! :)

Terry Miller

Date: 2/4/2024 9:12:00 AM

Ha ha ha, great one!

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/4/2024 8:48:00 AM

Craig, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limerick!

Charles Messina

Date: 1/28/2024 2:38:00 AM

Ah, the silent but deadly...definitely not the way to 'er heart. Great limerick, Craig.

Jan Allison

Date: 1/23/2024 9:24:00 AM

ha ha ha ,what me a poop poet inspire YOU to write farty limericks - that has to be a first lol:-) you have made my day! Thanks Craig:-) hugs Jan xx

Craig Cornish
Date: 1/24/2024 8:36:00 AM