Odiferous Air
What I’d like to be able to smell
is a breath of fresh air.
Compost, swamp gas or rectal release,
that’s not something for which I care.
This constant burn in my nose,
I’m thinking it’s just not fair.
Give me a blast of clean air from someplace,
it matters not from where.
I say, could that be methane or the cheese
that emanates from your toes.
I’m normally not fussy but
it’s curling hairs in my nose.
So if you are thinking of sharing a rectal blast,
I say its’ cost won’t be free.
Because if someone vomits in your pocket,
please attribute that to me.
*Dedicated to all those people who think "cracking one off" in public is funny!
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