Odiferous Air

What I’d like to be able to smell is a breath of fresh air. Compost, swamp gas or rectal release, that’s not something for which I care. This constant burn in my nose, I’m thinking it’s just not fair. Give me a blast of clean air from someplace, it matters not from where. I say, could that be methane or the cheese that emanates from your toes. I’m normally not fussy but it’s curling hairs in my nose. So if you are thinking of sharing a rectal blast, I say its’ cost won’t be free. Because if someone vomits in your pocket, please attribute that to me. *Dedicated to all those people who think "cracking one off" in public is funny!