Obstetrician Poems - Poems about Obstetrician

...Happy Lxiv birthday Matthew Scott Harris date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958. date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix. date of expiration:? January i, eminem. A gangly, meas......Read More

...As a bouncing baby boy syne of tragic travails in the offing tolled courtesy analogous bell think Pavlov's employ; yours truly me mama's apron strings rolled secure around stubby fingers brought ......Read More

...I cannot single handedly – rightly so - manage... primary idiopathic palmar/ palmoplantar hyperhidrosis despite taking Glycopyrrolate 2 MG Tablet three times daily. Aforementioned physiolog......Read More

...Yours truly an aging baby boomer long haired pencil necked geek trademark disheveled characteristics whipsawed ever faster around sun. He (best buddy and alter ego of mine) snapped, popped, a......Read More

...Upon our (yours truly and his missus) exchanging holy matrimony vows Ultrasound allowed, enabled and provided obstetrician to zoom, image courtesy sonogram showing fledgling fetus, thus we ple......Read More

...I cannot single handedly manage... primary idiopathic palmar/ palmoplantar hyperhidrosis Aforementioned physiological malady unwanted and unwonted figurative (metaphorical) beast of burden li......Read More

...Yours truly snapped, popped, and cracked his crown out cervix (I'll spare ye the bloody graphics), whence obstetrician able, eager, and ready underscored with italics to pass (think football) ......Read More

...Earned to date, nee absolute zero academic bankable bragging rites explained arduous, horrendous, onerous agonizing, heartbreaking, nerve wracking travails hamstringing, hijacking, hobbling........Read More

...Chinks of light filter thru pitchblack emotional prison vestigial shadow figure hunkers, an atrophied, mortified, petrified old man implacable self destructive nemesis birthed in league pitiful ......Read More

...A practising young obstetrician Began to review his position. Childbirth it would seem, Drove ladies to scream Ergo, he became an optician! 09/01/19 ......Read More

...our second of two lasses conceived sometimes within a blink the exact moment auguring conception difficult to identify or pinpoint whence seminal liquid ejaculated from a phallic chink bir......Read More

...Give me heaven's eyes Instead of these earthly lies For they paralyzes The gifts inside. Give me angel ears So I can hear With a clear transmission Not these tattered incisions. My lungs are ......Read More

...for ten long years they waited to hold a baby close, ten long years hopes were slated, each baby they did lose. met a lovely obstetrician who had a brand new toy, one that would help the couple ......Read More

... Being a nurse I had a good understanding of medications for pain, Explained to my Obstetrician I wanted everything, I was not insane, This was my first baby and being in healthcare had very ......Read More

...Now back to the question of being a cowboy. I think I’ll try another way. I’ll compare the job I do to his. Doesn’t that sound like a laugh? I cook for the family, hired hands, branding and ship......Read More