Obstetrician Poems - Poems about Obstetrician

...Birthday of beloved buxom babe I betrothed Pardon my hyperbole if in fact such embellishment can be sifted out amidst the pretentious poetry and/or prose NOT aired to appear superior, but more so ......Read the rest...

...Pariah heap - savagely subjecting myself to humiliation Outward slovenly appearance bespeaks volumes wordsworth their weight in gold (exhumed from the pith of these lovely bones - beclothed wi......Read the rest...

...January 13th 2024 - Happy Lxv-th birthday Matthew Scott Harris date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958. date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix. date of expiration:? January i, emi......Read the rest...

...primary idiopathic palmar/ palmoplantar hyperhidrosis despite taking Glycopyrrolate 2 MG Tablet three times daily. Aforementioned physiological malady the bane worse than death unwanted and......Read the rest...

...The fifth floor was decorated With fancy art work. Molly Rang the bell. After a few Minutes an attractive older Woman answered the door. She threw the door wide Open After she saw them wit......Read the rest...

...Happy Lxiv birthday Matthew Scott Harris date of conception:? ~ Late March – mid April 1958. date of parturition: January xiii, mcmlix. date of expiration:? January i, eminem. A gangly, meas......Read the rest...

...As a bouncing baby boy syne of tragic travails in the offing tolled courtesy analogous bell think Pavlov's employ; yours truly me mama's apron strings rolled secure around stubby fingers brought ......Read the rest...

...I cannot single handedly – rightly so - manage... primary idiopathic palmar/ palmoplantar hyperhidrosis despite taking Glycopyrrolate 2 MG Tablet three times daily. Aforementioned physiolog......Read the rest...

...Yours truly an aging baby boomer long haired pencil necked geek trademark disheveled characteristics whipsawed ever faster around sun. He (best buddy and alter ego of mine) snapped, popped, a......Read the rest...

...Upon our (yours truly and his missus) exchanging holy matrimony vows Ultrasound allowed, enabled and provided obstetrician to zoom, image courtesy sonogram showing fledgling fetus, thus we ple......Read the rest...

...I cannot single handedly manage... primary idiopathic palmar/ palmoplantar hyperhidrosis Aforementioned physiological malady unwanted and unwonted figurative (metaphorical) beast of burden li......Read the rest...

...Yours truly snapped, popped, and cracked his crown out cervix (I'll spare ye the bloody graphics), whence obstetrician able, eager, and ready underscored with italics to pass (think football) ......Read the rest...

...Earned to date, nee absolute zero academic bankable bragging rites explained arduous, horrendous, onerous agonizing, heartbreaking, nerve wracking travails hamstringing, hijacking, hobbling........Read the rest...

...Chinks of light filter thru pitchblack emotional prison vestigial shadow figure hunkers, an atrophied, mortified, petrified old man implacable self destructive nemesis birthed in league pitiful ......Read the rest...

...A practising young obstetrician Began to review his position. Childbirth it would seem, Drove ladies to scream Ergo, he became an optician! 09/01/19......Read the rest...