Nudie Poems - Poems about Nudie

Take me to the lounge

...Take me to the lounge
Black boots
nudie suits
Dressing  up like the sky
Razer shaved
Miss behave
Calling your number
A cold cup of coffee 
Reminds me to turn back
Latter days into empty spac...

La Primavera: a Footle On Love, Mythology, and Art

...Footles, as one, regarding Spring by Sandro Botticelli



Sandro
Does Know:

Venus-
Genus

Darkened,
Starkened

West wind
Chlore sinned;

Shrewd glance,
Now d...

The Nudies Revenge

...At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees
Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please
They all go about their business strutting their stuff
And as you've probably guessed,...

Oh, Baby, Baby

...I’m so concerned for Britney Spears;
She’s dancing to a Timberlake!
The “Toxic” singer’s shedding tears;
I’m shocked some people think they’re fake.

Danced “Holy Grail?” She must be sick;
She ...

Where You Belong

...I put my hand out to find just space
those I'd help nowhere to trace
learnt my judgement was misplaced
oh how good bonds go to waste 

finding out it's all one way
false personas ran the play 
...

The Age of Fake

...Where have all the personalities gone 
since superficial insanity spawned 
girls shallow yet sunken
swallowed vain drunken
gobbled drug consumption, 
common sense shrugged ‘em?

Those fake tan...

For Sake of Form

...For Sake of Form

What makes you think I want to see your very naked ass
standing there displaying all, lacking any class?

You ancients felt that bearing all to everyone was norm.
There yo...

Wrapped In Stigma

...The heritage 
went for a sale. A tree 
stands denuded, after 
a nudie.

An orange land hides 
the broken remains of terra 
cota. I wanted an earthen 
inkpot and a reed pen.

There was a wou...

Big Boobies Rule

...Did someone just mention nudie beaches
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing all our lily white skin

Where voluptuousness causes vi...

I'M So Blessed

...Oh my sweetie is a cutie, 
All she needs do is shake her bootie, 
But what makes me want to hoo-tee, 
Is when she's a dancing nudie.

Oh, she always is in fashion, 
A rockette when she has her ...

When You Look Up In the Sky

...When you look up in the sky and you see those floating lights going side to side and up 
and down and not in a straight line…it’s cuz them UFO people are drinking my profits. And you and yours are ar...

Big Boobies Rule

...Did someone just mention a nudie beach
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing our lily white skin

Where voluptuousness causes virile male...

Cowgirl Wanna Be Hat

...My book of life contains a cowgirl page
When pointy-toed boots were still in style
And Nudie country jackets were the rage
I'd pick a special hat out of the pile
You'd see me coming for a country...

Moving To Mars

...Tired of the same old scenes around here.
Thought hey im gonna explore space.
Introduce Little space dudes to bad habbits
nudie mags and maybe share a beer.

Yeah it'll take some getting use to
...

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