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Take me to the lounge

Take me to the lounge
Black boots
nudie suits
Dressing  up like the sky
Razer shaved
Miss behave
Calling your number
A cold cup of coffee 
Reminds me to turn back
Latter days into empty space
Wanton saints
Capricious my delicious
My demon-licious 
It's worth looking into
There's a better way to think of it
The day just can wait for another
No bets no risks no delicate city chicks
A hand an arm your legs walk away 
Today I don't see your face no more
Thoughts all say it's a better way to stay
Once your gone I don't have much to say
Just help a little bit
Passed only when it doesn't cost
You took it way But i broke even
You had no choice
I couldn't hear your voice
I saw you in a dream
We were always friends

Premium Member La Primavera: a Footle On Love, Mythology, and Art

Footles, as one, regarding Spring by Sandro Botticelli



Sandro
Does Know:

Venus-
Genus

Darkened,
Starkened

West wind
Chlore sinned;

Shrewd glance,
Now dance

Bough, her
Flower;

Three Grace
At base

Bypass
Time sass,

Laurels
Morals

Orange grove,
Bee soave;

Broody-
Nudie

Looks left,
Bereft,

Cupid,
Stupid

As love
Above

High arts,
Babe farts

Passion's
Rations. 



March 18, 2023
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Premium Member Oh, Baby, Baby

I’m so concerned for Britney Spears;
She’s dancing to a Timberlake!
The “Toxic” singer’s shedding tears;
I’m shocked some people think they’re fake.

Danced “Holy Grail?” She must be sick;
She shows such pain on Instagram.
I’m not here for the nudie pics.
Here for you, Brit, I really am!


Where You Belong

I put my hand out to find just space
those I'd help nowhere to trace
learnt my judgement was misplaced
oh how good bonds go to waste 

finding out it's all one way
false personas ran the play 
fake facades fade to grey 
actions don't match what they say

and I stand striped 
a nudie dude
as hands don't grip
a rude delude

everything I had is gone 
they all say I get things wrong
as their dance don't fit my song 
I'll put steps where I belong 

wonder why I write these words
they have group hugs and a herd
reassurance does occur
but nothing true to how we were 

believe the worst that I smoke crack 
tell the world as though a fact
blind delusion lacking tact
whilst others see your desperate act 

and you forget I know you all 
limited and predictable 
easy routes which move the fool
comfortable in cotton wool

but the herd still gets hunted
individually confronted 
quick to shed consulted fronting 
as bottoms sheered receive a punting 

as that hole in your very face
is seen a maker of bull waste
goals through fouls not to taste
when all see you a fowl disgrace

The Age of Fake

Where have all the personalities gone 
since superficial insanity spawned 
girls shallow yet sunken
swallowed vain drunken
gobbled drug consumption, 
common sense shrugged ‘em?

Those fake tans look so strange,
skin isn’t supposed to be orange, 
hair extensions make me cringe, 
and why are you putting jewels on your minge?

Boobs pushed up by bras
Bums pushed up by hills
Boobs fall down quite far
Bums fall and spill 

Those lovely lady lumps
in clothes give me a chump
but nudie lady slumps
my chump less want to hump

Nothing is natural 
Eyebrows drawn on
You look like you’re special
A by the book moron

Everyone looking fake of late
faces layered thick with paint
I think I'd rather masturbate
when you undress I faint

Looking faintly like you do when dressed
I swear you had perky breasts
now they are looking east and west
every girl a silicone chest.

Wrapped In Stigma

The heritage 
went for a sale. A tree 
stands denuded, after 
a nudie.

An orange land hides 
the broken remains of terra 
cota. I wanted an earthen 
inkpot and a reed pen.

There was a wounded word 
on the tongue. A  
dragonfly leaves the voracious 
appetite and skims on milk.

Pulsating cleavage 
gets a prize. The salt lakes 
are full. A caged bird 
will not sing.


Satish Verma


Premium Member Big Boobies Rule

Did someone just mention nudie beaches
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing all our lily white skin

Where voluptuousness causes virile males
To babble incoherently and drool
This is not to disparage the lesser endowed
But it's always been BIG BOOBIES RULE

Don't have to be large and well shaped orbs
Small and perky can still turn heads
A female's appeal has a very wide range
Must be upright and preferably not dead

As long as her body has all the main parts
In a relatively organized manner
It's immaterial to most virile young males
When viewing with his built-in scanner

© Jack Ellison 2014



A re-broadcast!

Premium Member I'M So Blessed

Oh my sweetie is a cutie, 
All she needs do is shake her bootie, 
But what makes me want to hoo-tee, 
Is when she's a dancing nudie.

Oh, she always is in fashion, 
A rockette when she has her boots on, 
But what really wakes my passion, 
Is when her lower parts are flashin.’

When she is near the world’s on mute, 
To say that she’s loved would be astute, 
No law degree from institute, 
Required to know her case is moot.	

No court on earth could ascribe blame, 
Ever cast dispersion on her name, 
A joke, the finger bone of shame…
Our three year old just enjoys her fame.

When You Look Up In the Sky

When you look up in the sky and you see those floating lights going side to side and up 
and down and not in a straight line…it’s cuz them UFO people are drinking my profits. And you and yours are arresting me for just makin’ a little shine but not goin’ after those 
extra-tarrestrials for flying drunk is crazy.

You need to get them people from Area 51 and Roswell to investigate cuz you’re killing my way of life.

I’ve written to the NSA about this, and they haven’t said a thing…and just between you 
and me, I knows they spying on everyone’s phone so when people send them nudie 
pictures of themselves to each other and stuff and those sext messages I’d like to know 
whose lookin’ at those cuz I’d like to too. 

But anyways, its E.T. and his *****friends drinkin’ my profits and flyin’ around without turn signals or nuthin causin people to hurt themselves cuz their lookin up at ‘em flying drunk and the only reason they haven’t hit anyone is cuz we ain’t grown wings yet. So please get Mulder and Scully, and that one-arm man on the case and let me go home. Cuz I ain’t done nothin’ wrong our founding fathers wouldn’t have done.



When you look up in the sky
5/1/'14

Premium Member Big Boobies Rule

Did someone just mention a nudie beach
Where inhibitions are thrown to the wind
Divesting oneself of the rules of society
Exposing our lily white skin

Where voluptuousness causes virile males
To babble incoherently and drool
Not to disparage the lesser endowed
But it's always been BIG BOOBIES RULE

Don't have to be large and well shaped orbs
Small and perky can still turn heads
A female's appeal has a very wide range
Must be upright and preferably not dead

As long as her body has all the main parts
In a relatively organized manner
It's quite immaterial to virile young males
When viewing with his built in scanner


© Jack Ellison 2013

Cowgirl Wanna Be Hat

My book of life contains a cowgirl page
When pointy-toed boots were still in style
And Nudie country jackets were the rage
I'd pick a special hat out of the pile
You'd see me coming for a country mile!

There was a certain one that I recall
I'd wear it when I'd go out line dancing
Chocolate colored suede and inches tall
I would put it on and start my prancing
Gave me confidence to be romancing!

On the dance floor doing a dipsy dive
Flirting with the cowboys,having fun
That hat seemed to make me come alive
Calling everybody "shug" and "hun"
That cowgirl hat was sure a special one!




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