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The Age of Fake

Where have all the personalities gone since superficial insanity spawned girls shallow yet sunken swallowed vain drunken gobbled drug consumption, common sense shrugged ‘em? Those fake tans look so strange, skin isn’t supposed to be orange, hair extensions make me cringe, and why are you putting jewels on your minge? Boobs pushed up by bras Bums pushed up by hills Boobs fall down quite far Bums fall and spill Those lovely lady lumps in clothes give me a chump but nudie lady slumps my chump less want to hump Nothing is natural Eyebrows drawn on You look like you’re special A by the book moron Everyone looking fake of late faces layered thick with paint I think I'd rather masturbate when you undress I faint Looking faintly like you do when dressed I swear you had perky breasts now they are looking east and west every girl a silicone chest.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 6/4/2019 9:52:00 AM
Lol! Oh, so funny. Enjoyed! xomo
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Nick Trim
Date: 6/4/2019 10:04:00 AM
lol Thanks Maureen :)

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