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The Age of Fake

Where have all the personalities gone 
since superficial insanity spawned 
girls shallow yet sunken
swallowed vain drunken
gobbled drug consumption, 
common sense shrugged ‘em?

Those fake tans look so strange,
skin isn’t supposed to be orange, 
hair extensions make me cringe, 
and why are you putting jewels on your minge?

Boobs pushed up by bras
Bums pushed up by hills
Boobs fall down quite far
Bums fall and spill 

Those lovely lady lumps
in clothes give me a chump
but nudie lady slumps
my chump less want to hump

Nothing is natural 
Eyebrows drawn on
You look like you’re special
A by the book moron

Everyone looking fake of late
faces layered thick with paint
I think I'd rather masturbate
when you undress I faint

Looking faintly like you do when dressed
I swear you had perky breasts
now they are looking east and west
every girl a silicone chest.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 6/4/2019 9:52:00 AM
Lol! Oh, so funny. Enjoyed! xomo
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Nick Trim
Date: 6/4/2019 10:04:00 AM
lol Thanks Maureen :)

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