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An Old Nincompoop From Madagascar

An old nincompoop from Madagascar
Bought a jalopy and entered NASCAR
  He avoided the crashes
  Drove around all the smashes
Too bad he bought a slow not a fast car

The race over, the old fellow was sad
To finish in last place hurt him real bad
  Then a girl gave him a kiss
  You

Categories: nincompoop, age, car, kiss, silly,
Form: Limerick

This Nincompoop

All you dear friends I have here in the loupe
Are truer than many, they put up with my poop
A pooper by fame
Try hard not to shame
But at times lose control, excuse this nincompoop

Categories: nincompoop, friendship,
Form: Limerick

Group Nincompoop

I regret the sway, scope and exposure of groups
who perpetuate race and gender nincompoop.

Of course, we are all born equal, come on people!
Upheaval from such is ignorance most feeble. 
I bemoan society’s rationality
that steers away from individuality.
When one gives a group all their personality
how shall they tend their own spirituality?
We cannot group-die, or group-rest as

Categories: nincompoop, community, corruption, culture, deep,
Form: Couplet

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

This Nincompoop

All you dear friends I have here on the Soup
Are truer than many, they put up with my poop
A pooper by fame
Try hard not to shame
But sometimes lose control, excuse this nincompoop

Categories: nincompoop, sorry,
Form: Limerick

Nincompoop

Briddeled in your spitefullness ,
each tortures lost despair.
Empty now through circumstance,
you've plotted your way there.
Truculent for empty causes,
the smears upon our face.
Never have you searched for wisdom,
ineptness took its place.
Nincompoop...

Categories: nincompoop, deep, symbolism, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme

Nincompoop

Briddeled in your circumstance,
each tortures lost despair.
Empty now through circumstance,
you've plotted your way there.
Trucelent for empty causes,
the smears upon your face.
Never have you searched for wisdom,
Ineptness took its place.
Nincompoop...

Categories: nincompoop, feelings, humor, life,
Form: Rhyme

Nincompoop

Nincompoop

Did discover source of someone's doom
When mind likes living in a vacuum
And may find that this is hard to bare
Mind vanished and is no longer there.

How many politicians that felling have had
Hoping at least they may find a tad
If you notice circle is shape of a hoop
And number zero is IQ of a nincompoop.

If in

Categories: nincompoop, humorous,
Form: Couplet

Nitwit and Nincompoop

Nitwit and Nincompoop

While walking along had started to wonder
How really bad has been each blunder
After hearing a message God had sent
Said you are perfect person for President.

Even if fighting fool or a belligerent bat
Rowdy Republican or endeavoring Democrat
Chances are truly, immensely on your side
That everyone in Congress always lied.

Congress is such an irresponsive group
As well

Categories: nincompoop, humor, political, religious,
Form: Couplet

Nincompoop

Why such a dumb 
nickname?  From Mom's, 
"Nin! Come poop!" screams.

Categories: nincompoop, childhood,
Form: Than-Bauk