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Nincompoop Poems - Poems about Nincompoop


Premium Member An Old Nincompoop From Madagascar
An old nincompoop from Madagascar Bought a jalopy and entered NASCAR He avoided the crashes Drove around all the smashes Too bad he bought a slow not a fast car The race over, the old fellow was sad To finish in last place hurt him real bad Then a girl gave him a kiss You...

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Categories: nincompoop, age, car, kiss, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member This Nincompoop
All you dear friends I have here in the loupe Are truer than many, they put up with my poop A pooper by fame Try hard not to shame But at times lose control, excuse this nincompoop...

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Categories: nincompoop, friendship,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Group Nincompoop
I regret the sway, scope and exposure of groups who perpetuate race and gender nincompoop. Of course, we are all born equal, come on people! Upheaval from such is ignorance most feeble. I bemoan society’s rationality that steers away from individuality. When one gives a group all their personality how shall they tend their own spirituality? We cannot group-die, or group-rest as...

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Categories: nincompoop, community, corruption, culture, deep,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member This Nincompoop
All you dear friends I have here on the Soup Are truer than many, they put up with my poop A pooper by fame Try hard not to shame But sometimes lose control, excuse this nincompoop...

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Categories: nincompoop, sorry,
Form: Limerick
Nincompoop
Briddeled in your spitefullness , each tortures lost despair. Empty now through circumstance, you've plotted your way there. Truculent for empty causes, the smears upon our face. Never have you searched for wisdom, ineptness took its place. Nincompoop......

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Categories: nincompoop, deep, symbolism, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme



Nincompoop
Briddeled in your circumstance, each tortures lost despair. Empty now through circumstance, you've plotted your way there. Trucelent for empty causes, the smears upon your face. Never have you searched for wisdom, Ineptness took its place. Nincompoop......

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Categories: nincompoop, feelings, humor, life,
Form: Rhyme
Nincompoop
Nincompoop Did discover source of someone's doom When mind likes living in a vacuum And may find that this is hard to bare Mind vanished and is no longer there. How many politicians that felling have had Hoping at least they may find a tad If you notice circle is shape of a hoop And number zero is IQ of a nincompoop. If in...

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Categories: nincompoop, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Nitwit and Nincompoop
Nitwit and Nincompoop While walking along had started to wonder How really bad has been each blunder After hearing a message God had sent Said you are perfect person for President. Even if fighting fool or a belligerent bat Rowdy Republican or endeavoring Democrat Chances are truly, immensely on your side That everyone in Congress always lied. Congress is such an irresponsive group As well...

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Categories: nincompoop, humor, political, religious,
Form: Couplet
Nincompoop
Why such a dumb nickname? From Mom's, "Nin! Come poop!" screams....

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Categories: nincompoop, childhood,
Form: Than-Bauk

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