Nincompoop Poems - Poems about Nincompoop

...Providence rode, I land On the island To learn its code Of conduct, as taught by Mr. Rhodes, emeritus professor of jazz, etiquette & odes He says it's like an Amorphous Z, a venomous ign......Read the rest...

...on way to Ulster saw a cumbersome cluster in a big bluster while amicable did become despicable was predictable when perusing on map flowing from tree was much sap between ears big gap ......Read the rest...

...Still smarting from stupid scamming fraudsters... five months ago to the day Twas the cusp of tooth thousand twenty three summer solstice, when yours truly (a fool and his money went separate ......Read the rest...

...I first ordered French Onion Soup while dating a new girl I’d met I did this to seem worldly-wise; This is something I wouldn’t advise; It’s a soup that plays hard to get! It arrived and threw......Read the rest...

...Utter brainless nincompoop in this poem heretofore addressing I wanna be forever free and clear from mortal anguish, and need more than a blessing - I need a miracle worker after confessing beh......Read the rest...

...Recluse by dint of circumstance Proud anonymous troglodytes forerunners of mine confronted threats less horrific than forty fifth commander in chief of United States of America. He/him (ma......Read the rest...

...Glory to thermodynamics in general... and generation of heat in particular cuz yours truly spoiled with trappings of Western Civilization. How ideal I imagine to dwell in a self sufficie......Read the rest...

...(Sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s "The Duke of Plaza Toro," from The Gondoliers) When all the land did take a stand When bugs we all were fighting He led the nation from behi......Read the rest...

...A definite bonehead moment since revised when das scribe made laughing stock of himself (circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem December twenty eighth, 2022). A retrospective account revisited court......Read the rest...

...My favorite Poetry Soup poet, the most honorable L Milton Hankins His avatar is predominately on the home page, he’s the big tamale Obey grammar rules and suggestions or you’ll get written spankins......Read the rest...

...Why should we get put down Who call out a miserable bully? She who longs for a notable crown, Finding delight in criticizing us fully, Picking on folks who are successful Enjoying ou......Read the rest...

...Why do I have a distinct feeling that Some of us are addicted to Poetry Soup? I look so forward to my Soup Mail chats And those occasional poems about poop! First thing in the morni......Read the rest...

...Friday May 13th, 2022 An excerpt taken from a lengthy tome, written courtesy a favorite poet of mine. Paraskevidekatriaphobia struck within a blink, I swear yours truly never took a drink, ......Read the rest...

...He/him (ratty, scrawny, and tetchy ugly villain) scurried into dark recesses of hermitage averse to cavort, frolic, inure himself into the duplicitous schemes capitalized, glorified, popular......Read the rest...

...Much ado about nothing, I say, Such nonsense made of Major’s poop Touch not the precious White House furniture, or, Lunch on leg of Secret Service nincompoop. Sad, for four long years, no W......Read the rest...