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An Old Nincompoop From Madagascar

An old nincompoop from Madagascar Bought a jalopy and entered NASCAR He avoided the crashes Drove around all the smashes Too bad he bought a slow not a fast car The race over, the old fellow was sad To finish in last place hurt him real bad Then a girl gave him a kiss You can't imagine his bliss The poor fool war-whooped and hollered like mad March 01, 2021 Two Limericks - Let's have some Fun! Contest Sponsor: Tania Kitchin Syllable Counts 10 - 10 - 7 - 7 - 10 each stanza Checked on Poetry Soup Syllable Counter

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Date: 3/26/2021 2:24:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. "Cute and Funny" Have a blessed day/weekend...............
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Date: 3/21/2021 9:04:00 PM
Great limericks,Gershon, congratulations! Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:44:00 PM
Gershon, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun limericks!
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:18:00 PM
You are a wit!!! Congrats, Gershon
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Date: 3/19/2021 5:48:00 PM
Dropping back with many congrats on your win GW:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/2/2021 3:34:00 PM
very witty string of poems GW:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/2/2021 1:11:00 PM
Does this old fool have the initials WG? (In reverse). Snicker. Snicker.
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Date: 3/2/2021 1:31:00 PM
You know, KC, I think that you are onto something here. lol. Old WG
Date: 3/2/2021 11:07:00 AM
Too cute Gershon. Guess he figured all was not lost. Good one. Good luck in the contest. God Bless, JB
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Date: 3/2/2021 7:11:00 AM
Great rhyming and a whole lot of fun.
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Date: 3/2/2021 7:01:00 AM
All the way from Madagascar! Madagascar/NASCAR/fast car--made my day!
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Date: 3/2/2021 1:47:00 AM
Haha he won the girl though, Good luck in the contest Gershon Tom
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Date: 3/1/2021 9:48:00 PM
Gershon, good luck in the contest. I enjoyed the play between your two limericks...funny!
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Date: 3/1/2021 8:39:00 PM
Lol! Gershon, Both Limericks are hilarious. They had me laughing. Good title, and content.Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day.
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