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Nitwit and Nincompoop

Nitwit and Nincompoop

While walking along had started to wonder
How really bad has been each blunder
After hearing a message God had sent
Said you are perfect person for President.

Even if fighting fool or a belligerent bat
Rowdy Republican or endeavoring Democrat
Chances are truly, immensely on your side
That everyone in Congress always lied.

Congress is such an irresponsive group
As well as knurly nitwit and nincompoop
Not ever knowing what side should be on
Looking for someone to blame things upon.

Present President is one who you can blame
Regardless of their sex, race, creed or name
Now needless Congress has an incessant urge
To pile up bills while they continue to splurge.

I have finally become a peaceful pigeon
And regardless of what may be my religion
Things are definitely designed for disaster
Unless I meet desires of my Lord and Master.

Jonathan Hilarious Precarious Horn
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Poet Destroyer A Date: 9/25/2014 9:01:00 PM yes, :) Thanks for the reply Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 9/25/2014 7:47:00 PM Hi John, the title was interesting enough to have me stop by. Haven't heard them words in ages. :) I like how you tagged the Present President, in this poem. :) Enough said... Linda Login to Reply James Horn Date: 9/25/2014 8:34:00 PM I meant that whoever the current President is will be the one receiving the blame regardless of who he or she is. The next one might even be a she instead of a he. That is usually how it works in a Democracy, isn't it? Jim Horn