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Funny New Year Poems

These Funny New Year poems are examples of New Year poems about Funny. These are the best examples of New Year Funny poems written by international poets.


Funny resolutions of the new year
Christmas does not come alone,                    ...

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Categories: new year, 10th grade, 9th grade,



Premium Member Laugh through 2024
“Every year is a chess game. New Year is a new chess game! You make the right moves, you win the game!”
Mehmet Murat ildan


Questions of...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun, new year,

Premium Member New Year Resolutions

“Let the new year fill fun in dismal times 
by laughing at self-stupidity” – Quote by Poet


The spent year sinks in captivating cauldron of history,
trace...

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Categories: fun, new year,

Premium Member Serious Resolution
Resolution this year…stop buying spree,
Infinite number …shoes, jewellery! 
Dior purses, handbags nice,
Chanel dresses, reduced price,
Family panicks at purchase they see! 

Clear the wardrobe, full of...

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Categories: new years day,

Premium Member My New Year Resolutions
"It is so easy to make resolutions, but to keep them is an uphill task"~ By Poet

We take new resolutions on each New Year’s Day,
But...

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Categories: new year, celebration, character, funny,



Funny New Years Resolutions for 2024
I will be the Cricket World Cup Champion in 2024.
Though I know nothing, even of a simple score...

I'll do Sirsasana (yoga on the head pose).
At...

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Categories: new year,

Premium Member Funny New Years Resolutions

Each December I begin to write down,
           my yearly New Years pledge;
   ...

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Categories: introspection, new year,

Class Clown
I’m going to be a class clown.

That’s my New Year’s resolution.

I’m going to be silly.

Even the quiet people will laugh! 

I’m determined to make that...

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Categories: age, funny, new year,

Premium Member Funny New Years Resolutions For 24
Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."

Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you...

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Categories: fun, humor, new year,

Premium Member New Year Resolution
we are just here
one egg and one sperm
we might as well be a worm 

as humans 
we created reasons 
as to why we are here...

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Categories: new year, birth, funny, humor, life,

Premium Member Sally's Holiday Greetings
Sally sent her Holiday Cards to all
May Christmas and New Year's Day be a ball
Let there be more money
Let there be more honey
She kept one...

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Categories: new year, christmas, giving, holiday, new

Premium Member Call the Priest, Humor Potd
Oh, Those New Years Resolutions!
Now, must call a Priest and ask for Absolution!

As If perfection, I could ever in a year achieve!
Will be saying “Bless...

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Categories: funny, new year,

Thank You
Jan 3 2022

new year
new time
isn’t it funny how we request old lives?
soon it’ll be not a new me
an old me craving grey
again I find
looking glass...

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© Ada Daveed  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: new year, appreciation, goodbye, solitude, strength,

Premium Member Happy You There
Happy You There
Holidays awe -  That tine of year,
“you'll break – open your favorite bottle...
         ...

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Categories: new year, funny,

Premium Member New Year Better Be
The New Year better be, don’t make me punch your nose.
If love abounds you’ll see, no need to come to blows.
An even year of highs,...

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Categories: new year, angst, funny,


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