Funny resolutions of the new year

Christmas does not come alone, It comes with the new year too, A new year invites resolutions along, The resolutions may be funny, old or new, This year I can use bitter neem sticks, or abrasive powders for brushing teeth, Tooth powder may be eggshells and bricks, I want to become a hedonist in breathe, Who pursues worldly life's pleasures, I am typically fond of eating sweets, I want to taste different dessert serves, Like the ancient Roman king's stories, who made vomitorium in the Palatine, And wanted to make empty in the stomach, I can use hands for eating meals on anytime, Meals like the fried goat's tongue and duck, . I want to play the old game dice, Which is the game of luck and tradition, Try to drink the barbaric beer with ice, And sleep in the nest of grasses in position, To attract and treat every person equal, I can wear brown mask for all the days, If there is any funny resolution of will, . I shall follow it for your satisfactory ways.