Nark Poems

New-sum of LA'

...Who could find the sheer temerity?
To wallow in such ( sin-serity )...

Dark

...Caroline is an old clerk,                                                           Now she is out of work,                                                          She has no special perk,          ...

The Fridge

...I didn't mind you balling Jack in our sack

Behind my back

But to take the fridge which held the beer

That was low, even for you dear

Now I hear you've dumped Jack, in favour of Mark

Ev...

View

...A view is an antic of peaking surplantage, 
   of a particulated particular-
      vantage of window dressing the addressing of 
        undressing, show, nark of culpability.
                   ...

Include Shark and Mcquark

...Dear neighbor Snark, can we please build an ark?
We could use little McCark’s elm tree bark.
I don’t know Marc, is this a trick or a lark?
Not if we include my cousin Clark.
The one Des Moines po...

Elixirs In the Body and Mind

...Mind differs from the body.
creed of what we embody.
Start with phonetic rhymes
We learn to grasp algorithms.

How do they stay most-given?
A team, that is one-driven.
Does one's d...

Too Early To Prite Woetry

...too early to prite woetry
weary on this danuary jay
thoughts hidden in a gadow's shaze
between the lines no faces spound
no reasons told for vissing merse
lonely pen found dry leaves mo nark
di...

I Met a Man

...A man came up to me at the train station and said
"I just got out of jail"
I asked "What did you do to end up in jail"
He replied "My Girlfriend narked on me"

"Why did she nark" I enquired 
"I...

Spotlighted Like a Kangaroo

...Spotlighted like a Kangaroo

Spotlighted like the Kangaroo’s
And the bloody Dingoes too,
White light spotlights overhead,
Reaching down for me I dread,
What will the bastards do,

...

Norman

...NORMAN
Norman was a character a funny man its true,
He was a country copper, till the force said bugger off blue,
He was there in Mungindi when two Squatters piddled on plants,
Grabbed ont...

Full House

...Naughty little brother hitting people just for fun,
Soppy little sister snuggles up to harassed mum,
While other sister Lesley thinks she’s in a royal court,
And “Ten Ton Tim” throws the tennis balls...

Code of Silence

...The code of silence,
unwritten rules,
existing in gang culture,
even over common laws.

You don't see or hear anything,
you don't say nothing at all,
otherwise your labeled (Nark),
and these people w...

L

...Great winning verse babe I do see here,
us mortals shiver shake with fear:)
here comes the iron maiden, near...
beware of all temtation, here:)
sweetly, anon,
johnson's gone.
so long,

Life Check

...Know you’re alive

Oh you know you’re alive!
In a punch up mate,
And you duck ,
as he swings at you,
Straight left does get,
 you out of strife,
right cross for him will do.
(your shout Geor...

Listen Up (The Voice)

...Listen Up
Hobbes

*Quick note*
This is a song I wrote a few months back

Attention to the greater population,
Hear me as I offer you Redemption.
Kneel to me and surrender your nation,
Or pre...

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