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Funny Name Poems

These Funny Name poems are examples of Name poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Name Funny poems written by international poets.

My name is Peter

Fancy a quickie

Scuse me my darlin’
I notice you smilin’
Obviously enchanted by me??
Well i’m exhilerated to say…..
Its valentine…s day! 
And im horny as horny can be!...

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Categories: name, funny, funny love,

What Name Would You Give Me

This may seem lame. 
Let’s make it a game.
I’ll give you a clue.
You try to guess who.

Proceeding my entrance by just a short while,
Is often...

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Categories: name, cute, emotions, fun, funny,

Hearing My Name

Hearing you speak my name.

Is like hearing Poetry@her tamed.

I've been doing well unlonely

With a heart

unchained.

You can extend your chivalry as you keep free my reigns.

Noting...

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Categories: name, black love, deep, emotions,

I Would Not Give It a Name

We had the colorful glasses of teenage on our eyes
And my favorite color was love,
Because of our childishness, we told so many "Lies in April"
We...

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Categories: name, creation, friendship, funny love,

The Clown With No Name

There he stood with his painted face;
All focused on the bright colours that he wore.
No one saw his eyes (they were out of place),
Why should...

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Categories: name, cry, dark, depression, loneliness,

A Special Name

In these horrendous troubled times 
Our anchored, heavy hearts weigh a ton
So,I thought something light hearted, maybe a bit of fun?

Our loved ones often have...

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Categories: name, fun, humor,

My Favorite Food Has a Name In America

My favorite food has a name in America
Found in a recipe book
I never knew that my food had a title
Guess I should buy one and...

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Categories: name, culture, food,

Riddle-Guess My Name

I rhyme with an article that covers a crack.
This clue is worn right under your back.
I’m just a moth in search of a flame.
Many think...

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Categories: name, riddle,

Jill Was Her Name

And she was a friend of mine
Well maybe if we had had the time

Long blonde hair and not a care
So Birmingham was where 
I saw...

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Categories: name, analogy, fun, funny,

Jacklin Rodrigues

Jacklin is a singer, 
As per what I think, she likes burger,
Carrom is her favourite indoor game, 
Kindness and calmness she supports, 
Liberal to do...

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Categories: anger, color, cute, flower,

No Name Bee

I cannot fly high or fast
thought I would not last
I need new wings
what old age brings.

the office is my hangout
frequent flyer and know the route
am...

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Categories: name, funny,

His Name Was Bobby

His name was Bobby.
Angelic eyes; light blue.
Nothing like anyone I had ever seen 
Blonde hair
Odd for a boy I thought
Giggled better than me

I was completely...

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Categories: name, crush,

What's Her Name

I'll never forget what's her name
Who showed off her charms without shame
Her treasure chest
Popped out the best
And her bra was always to blame!...

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Categories: name, funny, lust, woman,

I Will Not Name the Restaurant

I will not name the restaurant,
Because it might have been a fluke
But after I ate their offering,
I came home and did a puke.

I pictured the...

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Categories: name, funny,

His Name Is My Name Too

Here under this midget monolith
Lies John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith
He went out, there was a great shout
And that's the last he was heard about





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Categories: name, death, death of a