Funny Name Poems | Examples
These Funny Name poems are examples of Name poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Name Funny poems written by international poets.
My rhythm is just awful
my rhyming’s out of sorts
As I light each poem’s tail
I hope that it aborts
Iambic pentameter
speaks not to my heart
Perhaps that is one reason
critics tear me apart
I’ve served my time: waited tables
washed cars, begged for money
Yet my poetry presents indifferently
worst of all ~ it ain’t even funny
There are times I still think of you
hard to let you go
First love so young could it hold
parted we never will know
Once in awhile your in my dreams
your face so clearly beams
To heal my heart I forgot your name
to never think it ended my pain
Life is funny cause you go on
other lovers fill your heart with song
Time eases and life belongs
moments of you can't be wrong
I know you did great always strong
without me sure you got along
could it ever though somehow be
that in this moment you remember me
Just a girl who crushed my world
and handle my heart with a twirl
Someway I knew you were the girl
your name forgotten...my sweet pearl
Didn’t take a notice where in the news today
His real name appeared as if out of the blue
I’m Punishment, he said, unknowingly they pray
But that’s the funny side of job I used to do
I send them troubles to enjoy the pain I bring
They have inherited their guilt since the day one
And if you ask what is the point there’s no such thing
It’s chaos that I organize for little fun
I’m not the very special one, I do the same
That all the tyrants would, only my scale
Lack any limits so you have to play the game
According to the rules my scholars like to change
You better join the club of supplicants I run
The most obedient are pleased with what they get
I know you didn’t approve the things I’ve done
Still it’s never too late to place a tiny bet.
In these horrendous troubled times
Our anchored, heavy hearts weigh a ton
So,I thought something light hearted, maybe a bit of fun?
Our loved ones often have endearing names for us
Which is special,funny ,unique
For example… my husband has always called me “Sweet”!
There are Honey, Darling, Babe,…. just to mention a few
There are also quirky, silly, funny ones
Does this apply to you?
If you have heard or have a good one
That you are happy to declare
I would really love to hear it my ” Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear”!!
My favorite food has a name in America
Found in a recipe book
I never knew that my food had a title
Guess I should buy one and look
Don't get me wrong when I mention tostadas
Most people have one or two
But when you speak in the language of meatballs
Only a restaurant will do
Could it be true that the foods in America
Differ from those we hold dear
If you require a like-tasting taco
Visit the restaurants down here
If you are raised in a family home
And you want food with a name
Your loving mother will look at you funny
And cook your meal the same
We love the foods in the homes of our mothers
More than your burgers and fries
If you should ask us for Buffalo Chicken
You may deserve a surprise.
I rhyme with an article that covers a crack.
This clue is worn right under your back.
I’m just a moth in search of a flame.
Many think I’m a fool… can you guess my name?
I rhyme with a word that means down under.
I’ve had some success and many a blunder.
My words and actions, have brought about shame.
I’ve worn a dress and makeup… can you guess my name?
I try to be funny with my words of wit.
My face is ugly and looks like a popped zit.
My act was short in my ten minutes of fame.
My reign here is over… can you guess my name?
Christmas has ended, so take down your wreath.
Give us a smile and show us some teeth.
There are no rules for this curtain call.
Those are your clues, good luck to you all.
His name was Bobby.
Angelic eyes; light blue.
Nothing like anyone I had ever seen
Blonde hair
Odd for a boy I thought
Giggled better than me
I was completely smitten
He was smitten too
With Joyce, another blonde angel
Sweet girl whom I immediately decided to not like
in any way
He did not know I was alive
Could not tell me apart from my identical twin
I tried, but it did not work.
My love went to the other side quickly
He whom I had loved and dreamed about
I now hated with a passion
It is odd how you can go from love to hate
when you are in kindergarten.
This little poem is filled with swear names,
Swear names that are really quite lewd,
From Bummy McBumbum to Cocky McCock,
These names are really quite rude,
And if Ms Yucky Poobum offends you so much,
If it makes you want to go do a dump,
Remember there’s one name that’s worse than the lot,
And that is the President Trump.
What’s in a signature?
Why is it all the same?
And what’s behind the way my fingers autograph my name?
There’s the twirly Y, the big round R,
And the funny looking G.
Oh, why do I always seem to completely forget about the E?
And I happen to like creating titles
When autographing the line.
Like Storm Trooper, Cyborg, or Phantom before everything I sign.
But folks have gotten narky with these
Headers before my big round R.
So I’ll drop them, leave them out completely, just replace them with “The Czar”
There is a pub in the Midlands
Which goes by a fishy name.
Be careful what you say in there.
Or you won't be let in again.
It won't be swearing that'll get you barred
Or the starting of a fight
But suggestions to improve the beer.
Or compliments when it's right.
So when next in Leicester
Try a friendly pub instead
The place many recommend
Is the good old Kings Head.
There once was a man with the last name Butts
He really must have been nuts
When a son he did sire
This name he did conspire
Seymore was the name a decisive cut
Not an original idea...
How about Post on Facebook
Only statuses, links, pictures
And you don't care if they are
Xeroxed and seen everywhere.
This is possibly
a useless piece of information,
but in Yorkshire where I was born
we only have an alphabet
of twenty five letters,
as all true Yorkist will tell you
there is no ‘H’ in our dialect
which is a problem for me, ‘Harry Horsman’
So my middle name is Joe short for Joseph.
‘Told you, a useless piece of information.’
© Harry J Horsman 2012
Pickles dressed up in black eight inch heels
Tickles snuggled in flannel gown with toy eel
Pickles danced all night
To waning moonlight
Pickles home late tripped over eel took spill
On my very first date
As I waited for her at her gate
It was getting close on eight
With this blond girl called Kate
All the boys thought she was bait
Another notch to be on their slate
Sometimes it pays to wait
For a girl who's better than great
What will we do shall we skate
To the ice rink we went in my crate
Blimey, will it take my weight
Oh my, it looks like she'll berate
Taken for granted we can't compensate
We're married with children, she's now my soul-mate
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