My Middle Name

This is possibly
a useless piece of information,
but in Yorkshire where I was born
we only have an alphabet
of twenty five letters,
as all true Yorkist will tell you
there is no ‘H’ in our dialect
which is a problem for me, ‘Harry Horsman’
So my middle name is Joe short for Joseph.
‘Told you, a useless piece of  information.’ 

© Harry J Horsman  2012
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Neels Avatar
May 8, 2012 at 5:57 AM
OMW, nah not useless at all, I enjoyed this loads Harry, I somehow ended up saying your name out loud without the "H" :) see how weird I am? love Wilma PS: your initials is wicked HJH :)
Song Avatar
May 7, 2012 at 5:17 PM
The impact of no H's in the alphabet would absolutely turn my life upside down...Love David's comment below...I wanted to read this to find out more about our dear Harry! Yep now I will refer to you as Arold Joseph Orsman! Great to know this tidbit _arry! :) Gwendolen
Burch Avatar
May 7, 2012 at 1:40 PM
'arry!! 'ow wondrful of you to 'elp us in knowing more about you! :) lol...never is there anything said that is useless...'arry...:) big hugs, love ya deb
Richards Avatar
May 7, 2012 at 8:56 AM
Love this....!!! It is nice to know a little unknown tidbit about you...Joe!!! Made me smile !! Harry Joe Horsman....a strong name in any dialect!!
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
May 7, 2012 at 6:56 AM
I ave never found any information usless arry, I aven't at that. Ows things chuck, and thanks for your comments xx Beginning to regret being back its cold an wet
Williams Avatar
May 7, 2012 at 5:23 AM
'arry just ilarious, take care Joe...David
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