When little Genghis refuses to eat
won't even sniff his favorite treats
There is one thing he can't refuse
Nacho Cheese Doritos to the rescue.
Doritos of Nacho Cheese, Nacho Cheese
The crunchy crispy cheesy flavor sure to please
Makes you smile and wag your tail
Eat as a snack or with a meal.
Sassy knows by her nose
opening a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
She whimpers and whines begging to dine
For the taste of Nacho Cheese Doritos divine.
Doritos of Nacho Cheese, Nacho Cheese
The crunchy crispy cheesy flavor sure to please
Makes you smile and wag your tail
Eat as a snack or with a meal.
Yes I am guilty of crunching a few
Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos or two
They can't be beat flavor at its peak
Munching on those Nacho Cheese Doritos treat.
Doritos of Nacho Cheese, Nacho Cheese
The crunchy crispy cheesy flavor sure to please
Makes you smile and wag your tail
Eat as a snack or with a meal.
Tail wagging good...
Dippin' dips a little too cheesy
With some chips a little too greasy
I'm hoping it will pass
With some high octane gas
Nope, I'm running number two easy
Ground brisket and red bean chili over rice
,...................
Deep fried spaghetti noodles w/zucchini
and bacon and marinara sauce
..............
Teriyaki Roasted pork or
Teriyaki Roasted turkey
W/ broad noodles and vegetables
.............,........
........beef half smokes
In carmelized onions and green peppers
Sweet potato pie
Bourbon carmelized
Pecans
And cheese cake
and brownie yeas
turnovers w/ coffee and rum
.........
.........................
Sourdough cinnamon rolls
With apple and radians
And brown sugar Carmel
.......
Smoked boneless rib sandwiches
Slathered in bbq sauce
One a toasted
Bun w/ the fixings
Served w both sweet potatoes fries
And our English chips
Don't forget the pickle!
..........
Ground brisket and red bean chili over rice
,...................
Deep fried spaghetti noodles w/zucchini
and bacon and marinara sauce
..............
Teriyaki Roasted pork or
Teriyaki Roasted turkey
W/ broad noodles and vegetables
.............,........
........beef half smokes
In carmelized onions and green peppers
Sweet potato pie
Bourbon carmelized
Pecans
And cheese cake
and brownie yeas
turnovers w/ coffee and rum
.........
.........................
Sourdough cinnamon rolls
With apple and radians
And brown sugar Carmel
.......
Smoked boneless rib sandwiches
Slathered in bbq sauce
One a toasted
Bun w/ the fixings
Served w both sweet potatoes fries
And our English chips
Don't forget the pickle!
..........
Nacho cheese can never be yours
So leave it alone though you'll surely be lured
The odour will grab
That's really sad
But good old cheddar instead is ensured
I’m noticing the seeds I like to buy
are running out in flavor “Nacho Cheese.”
They’ve got sunflower seeds in Ranch, but I
require my nacho cheese ones. Geeez Louise!!
I look it up on Google and I find
they’re selling out. I run to every store!
They’ve got that dang “Dill” flavor, but my kind
is not in stock and won’t be any more.
I know a service station that’s still got
those seeds I love. I’m off! The hunt is on!
I’ll buy up every bag in every spot
where I can locate them before they’re gone.
Some other stations carry them. I dash
from Pleasant Grove to Provo, brandishing
my credit card. I buy them. In a flash,
all seeds in Nacho Cheese are vanishing!
I’m driving south as far as Mapleton!
The chance of finding bags of them is dire
for fellow addicts. I’ve found sixty-one
to last a year before they all expire!
A true story that happened to me about five years ago
See "About Poem" above. When I love something, I try very hard to get it!!
For the Obsession Contest of Silent One
Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man
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